-> "My Smokers Hack"
Original Song Title:
"My Boyfriend's Back"
Parody Song Title:
"My Smokers Hack"
The Lyrics
My Smokers Hack
{Spoken}
I'll quit someday and still be around
It's killing me, your right
I know I shouldn't smoke like I do
Crap, I just burnt myself, need ice
My smokers hack, man I can't blow a bubble
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Gonna dig my own grave better hand me that shovel
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I was chokin' bad, I was turnin' lite blue
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I can't quit this crap, what am I to do?
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
(Hey I know I'm slowly dyin')
(I'll get cancer then be cryin')
Heart rates showin' BP's on the climb
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Insurance always sends me a decline
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
If I run out I'm gonna smoke my front lawn
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Cause that's how bad this addictions strong
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
(Hey I know that I'm a weaklin')
(Now what, AA for my drinkin'?)
Maybe someday I'll get healthy and wise
(Akk-tew, akk-tew)
Right now I still smoke, still eat burgers and fries
(Akk-tew, sucks to be me)
My smokers hack, I think I need some respiration
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I think I need to take some kind of medication
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Hey I'll just keep on coughin'
Cause I'm smokin' really often
(Akk-tew, akk-tew)
(Akk-tew, sucks to be me)
My smokers hack, I think I need some respiration
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah, my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Light up now, yeah, my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I'll just keep on coughin'
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I'm smokin' really often
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Light up now
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
{Fade}
I'll choke til I'm blue
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Nothin' I can do now....
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