Song Parodies -> My Smokers Hack
| Original Song Title: | "My Boyfriend's Back" |
| Original Performer: | The Angels |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Smokers Hack" |
| Parody Written by: | Sally Weber |
BP stands for blood pressure
My Smokers Hack
{Spoken}
I'll quit someday and still be around
It's killing me, your right
I know I shouldn't smoke like I do
Crap, I just burnt myself, need ice
My smokers hack, man I can't blow a bubble
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Gonna dig my own grave better hand me that shovel
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I was chokin' bad, I was turnin' lite blue
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I can't quit this crap, what am I to do?
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
(Hey I know I'm slowly dyin')
(I'll get cancer then be cryin')
Heart rates showin' BP's on the climb
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Insurance always sends me a decline
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
If I run out I'm gonna smoke my front lawn
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Cause that's how bad this addictions strong
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
(Hey I know that I'm a weaklin')
(Now what, AA for my drinkin'?)
Maybe someday I'll get healthy and wise
(Akk-tew, akk-tew)
Right now I still smoke, still eat burgers and fries
(Akk-tew, sucks to be me)
My smokers hack, I think I need some respiration
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I think I need to take some kind of medication
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Hey I'll just keep on coughin'
Cause I'm smokin' really often
(Akk-tew, akk-tew)
(Akk-tew, sucks to be me)
My smokers hack, I think I need some respiration
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah, my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Light up now, yeah, my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I'll just keep on coughin'
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I'm smokin' really often
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Light up now
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
{Fade}
I'll choke til I'm blue
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Nothin' I can do now....
{Spoken}
I'll quit someday and still be around
It's killing me, your right
I know I shouldn't smoke like I do
Crap, I just burnt myself, need ice
My smokers hack, man I can't blow a bubble
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Gonna dig my own grave better hand me that shovel
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I was chokin' bad, I was turnin' lite blue
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I can't quit this crap, what am I to do?
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
(Hey I know I'm slowly dyin')
(I'll get cancer then be cryin')
Heart rates showin' BP's on the climb
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Insurance always sends me a decline
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
If I run out I'm gonna smoke my front lawn
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Cause that's how bad this addictions strong
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
(Hey I know that I'm a weaklin')
(Now what, AA for my drinkin'?)
Maybe someday I'll get healthy and wise
(Akk-tew, akk-tew)
Right now I still smoke, still eat burgers and fries
(Akk-tew, sucks to be me)
My smokers hack, I think I need some respiration
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I think I need to take some kind of medication
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Hey I'll just keep on coughin'
Cause I'm smokin' really often
(Akk-tew, akk-tew)
(Akk-tew, sucks to be me)
My smokers hack, I think I need some respiration
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah, my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Light up now, yeah, my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I'll just keep on coughin'
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
I'm smokin' really often
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Light up now
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Yeah my smokers hack
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
{Fade}
I'll choke til I'm blue
(Phlegm gob phlegm gob my lungs are black)
Nothin' I can do now....
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Funny and on target, Sally.
One thought: "Phlegm bob" is fine for reading but a bit of a mouthful to sing--sort of like trying to say "toy boat" 10 times, fast. What might better replace at least some of the "Hey-lah, hey-lah, ..." lines in a sung rendition is an assortment of smoker's cough sound effects--", , ///...
All 5s from me anyway. :-)
One thought: "Phlegm bob" is fine for reading but a bit of a mouthful to sing--sort of like trying to say "toy boat" 10 times, fast. What might better replace at least some of the "Hey-lah, hey-lah, ..." lines in a sung rendition is an assortment of smoker's cough sound effects--", , ///...
All 5s from me anyway. :-)
Harder to find a worthier target than the tobacco industry. Nice hack-it job.
Thanks so much Stan and John! I see both of your songs on here all the time along with Guy's. Wow Thanks:)
Loved the AA line.
The backing vocals were a bit too repetitive for me to give full flavored fives, but this was a great write. Maybe a follow up with "Monster Mash"?
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