-> "Dark Ages Back"
Original Song Title:
"My Boyfriend's Back"
Parody Song Title:
"Dark Ages Back"
Don't bother Christian Right
Cause when we just can't agree with you
We'll do things that just aren't right
Dark Ages back and you're gonna be in trouble
Hey-la, hey-la, Dark Ages back (repeat after each line)
When you teach that evolution our brains boil and bubble
Science is all lies that we find untrue
So look out now cause we're coming after you
Hey we know what you been trying
Teaching things we think are lying
The earth's been around a short time
Just say that and things'll be fine
You're gonna learn dinosaur theory's flawed
And geology it will be outlawed
Now we know there were no cavemen
Cause the bible doesn't show them
What made you think we'd believe all your lies
You've got evidence but we'll cut you down to size
Dark Ages back gonna change the situation
Bit by little bit we'll destroy your reputation
Hey, can't you see it coming, now you'd better start a running
Yes, Dark Ages back
Well soon enough Dark Ages Back
If you can see it coming
Take your books and start a running.
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