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Song Parodies -> "Journey To King Neptune's Mighty Brine"

Original Song Title:

"Journey To The Center Of The Mind"

Original Performer:

The Amboy Dukes

Parody Song Title:

"Journey To King Neptune's Mighty Brine"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

AARRRHHH !!!
Leave yer fears behind,
Come with us an' find,
The treasures of a journey to King Neptune's mighty brine!

Come along if ye care,
Come along if ye dare,
Take a ride with the grandest pirates ye'll find!

Beyond the seas we fought,
Beyond what's right or not,
Across the streams of blood-soaked screams of blighters ye'll garrote!

Come along if ye care,
Come along if ye dare,
Take a ride with the grandest pirates ye'll find!

Blighter, realize...
Ye'll prob'ly be surprised...

The sea's a land, unknown to man,
'bout which we pirates brag!

An' now's the hour, we're hoistin' our,
Jolly Roger flag!

Come along if ye care,
Come along if ye dare,
Take a ride with the grandest pirates ye'll find!

Ye'll have the grandest time,
On yonder foaming brine!

Cast-off yer lines,
Come journey to King Neptune's mighty brine!

Cast-off yer lines!
Come journey to King Neptune's mighty brine!

Neptune's mighty brine!

NEPTUNE'S MIGHTY BRINE!

(AARRHH!!) NEPTUNE'S MIGHTY BRINE! (AARRHH!!)

(AARRHH!!) NEPTUNE'S MIGHTY BRINE! (AARRHH!!)

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Joe Melchionne - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ok, like the orginal (ted nerdgent and the amboy dukes) and this is good rendition and parody
Pirate Paul - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ARRRGGGHHHH, MATEY! The Amboy Dukes? Wow! I remember the group name, but not any of their songs. I remember my brother, David, had one of their albums, but I don't think I ever played it when he wasn't looking or around, like I did with his Beatles, Stones, Donovan, Tim Buckley, and, for some reason, The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band...but I be givin' ye a row o' 5's here - because it be a grand Pirate tale....Perfessional courtesy, aye...
AFW - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS..but I can sea this is well done...555
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank ye all, Joe, Pirate Paul, and AFW! ARRRHHHH!!! ;-)
Kristof Robertson - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Cuss ye for ye obscure songs, Johnny!! I'll be throwin' 5s yer way for the fine read....
Michael Pacholek - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll resist the temptation, or even the fourth top, to see the nautical theme and make an "Edmund Fitzgerald" joke here, but... I understand the Monkees were going to record this, but they left the lyric sheet... brace yourselves... in Davy Jones' locker.
Johnny D - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof and Michael.
Agrimorfee - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Arrow-shootin' Ted Nugent would approve, me bucko! 555
Matthias - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
A bounty marr fun!
The Charnstar - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Isn't brine the salty waterry stuff that they soak Tuna in... Cause I don't think Neptune would like being in that... Mmmm... But yeah, great parody, I love pirates, 5-5-5
Red Ant - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) Arrgh, matey! That's a fine piece of writin' you done there! We'll sing this around the rum barrel tonight!
Jack Wilson - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) Awesome job! 555
Michael McVey - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Too bad the Black Pawkeet Slots is now defunct, otherwise they'd ring up three 5-dubloon coins.---MM
Rick C - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-J) Ah yes, Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes. They were a one-hit wonder yet, Ted survived. I'm rolling out fives for this pirate's tale. 555
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) See above, matey....it's a big "arrrrr" for yer again!
Jeff Reuben - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Fun pirate song, nice read and well done!

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