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Song Parodies -> "Sippy Cup"

Original Song Title:

"Whipping Post"

Original Performer:

The Allman Brothers Band

Parody Song Title:

"Sippy Cup"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Hot drinks run down
Juice will spill too
My mouth ain’t wide
I drink any fluid
Makes me go drool

Now folks, this ain’t funny
Can’t drink in bars
So when I’m out with my good time buddies
I’m bringin’ in my cool drink guard

Top acts as shield
Spill proof ideal
Kid kind design
Got a sippy cup
I’ve got a sippy cup
I’ve got a sippy cup
Good lord, it keeps me from drownin’

Drink stream will yield
When hands will wield
As I drink wine
From a sippy cup
Wine from a sippy cup
Wine from a sippy cup
My shirts stay clean when I’m dinin'

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AFW - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny sippy cup..might have a marketing gem, there...
WarrenB - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I probably could have used them during my college career.
Hmmm. Maybe market them to some party universities and the US General Services Administration (for those Vegas parties).
Wendy Christopher - November 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Y'know, this isn't such a daft idea... the Victorians had a sort of 'moustache guard' thingy that would fit over the top of their soup spoons so that their lip curtains wouldn't get a dunking! Good fun parody Warren - 555
WarrenB - November 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Those crafty Victorians! Thanks for the comment, Wendy.
Meriadoc - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Amusing choice of the OS for this. I bet Cher wished Greg had one during his face-down-in-the-spaghetti days...

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