-> "(Look Out!) Bonds is there!"
Original Song Title:
"(Reach Out) I'll Be There"
Parody Song Title:
"(Look Out!) Bonds is there!"
The Lyrics
In Frisco Bay, where the trolleys run
And that Candlestick Park is gone
and the roadways are just a confusion
and that Golden Gate is just an illusion
There's one bigger star who splash homeruns down
Giants...(Look Out) Come on fans, look out for him
(Look out) Look out for him....(bat crack)
Bonds Is There, to hit homeruns for you,
Bonds is there, like his father who once played, too
You just came close when the Angels gave up
And then Jeff Kent got traded for luck
And JT Snow turned the pitchers cold
and Dusty Baker broke the cubbies' mold
But you're one of the guys that never turns old
Giants...(look out) Come on fans, Look out for him
(look out) Look out for him...(bat crack)
Bonds is there to hit homeruns for you
Bonds is there to take NL care of you
Bonds is there to hit homeruns for you
Bonds is there, a big star just like you
Media news won't turn you dead
And it's your contract that's not so red
SBC Park is a baseball town
So, let him hit one to get splashed down,
I know what i'm thinking, He broke a record that Big Mac owned
Giants...(look out)...come on fans, look out for him (look out)
(fan)
"He's out in the On-Deck Circle!"
(AJ)
Bonds is there, 73 homeruns he needs
And Bonds is there, to hit all the homeruns he needs
Bonds is there to the homeruns for you
Bonds is there, like his father he once played, too
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