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Song Parodies -> "Sixteen Tongues"

Original Song Title:

"Sixteen Tons"

Original Performer:

Tennessee Ernie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"Sixteen Tongues"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Some people say that gals are sugar and spice
But not my wife, she was cellulite ice
Cellulite ice, fat skin, no bones
Used to pizza binge, inhale ice cream cones..

She had Sixteen Tongues, all waggin' at once
Kept bitchin' and moanin' each day of the month
Just hoggin' my recliner, too fat to budge
I owe my life to that domestic judge

Went to church one mornin' when my mind didn't work
I answered that preacher, said, "I Do" like a jerk
I married Sixteen Tongues, two giant nose holes
On our Honeymoon, I got lost in rolls..

She had Sixteen Tongues, all waggin at once
Kept bitchin' and moanin' each day of the month
And hoggin' my recliner, too fat to budge
I owe my life to that domestic judge

I went to court one mornin' with my lawyer retained
Wife arrived later, on a big flat car train
I had to give up somethin' to get rid a that spouse
Not a good housekeeper, but she kept the house

She had Sixteen Tongues, and thirty two chins
The mate for Shamu if she would a' had fins
Her own refrigerator..kept it filled with fudge
I owe my life to that domestic judge

If you see her comin..better step aside
She's a pink steam roller, 'bout a mountain wide
With thighs of thunder, her two feet can kill
If the right one don't get ya' then the left one will..

She had Sixteen Tongues, all waggin' at once
It might sound exotic, but don't be a dunce
Just takes one rollover, you could be a smudge
I owe my life to that domestic judge..

I owe my life to that domestic judge..



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TJC - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Just excellent... love it. As good IMHO as the great one done fairly recently, `16 Sons', which was incredible, too.
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
a truly scary albeit hilarious concept
Lionel Mertens - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You gotta admire a man who can get two outta one. 5's
Adagio - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny parody!
AFW - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all for votes and commenting
PMS - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Had me rolling with laughter!!
Stuart McArthur - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm telling ya, AFW, "Sixteen Tongues, all waggin' at once" does NOT sound exotic - a nice counterpiece to adagio's submission - 555
Red Ant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
What coincidence: I was thinking about this song last night, and thinking of titles that hadn't yet been taken. 16 Tongues crossed my mind. I put on my "to-do" list. Now, I'll scratch it off, lol. Funny work here, AFW.
The Charnstar - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like a porno film! LOL! Good to see someone writing a song about the good ole tongue, I wanna write a song about my tongue (it's long) but I'm dumb. 5-5-5

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