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Song Parodies -> "Jack Palance"

Original Song Title:

"Green Acres"

Original Performer:

Television Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Jack Palance"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Film character and comedic actor, Jack Palance has died at the age of eighty seven
Jack Palance was the villain star
Till movies, used to box and spar
In "Shane" a bad guy with a gun
"City Slickers" played Curly in ninety one

Spoke softly, showed a scary charm
Done push-ups using just one arm
Died Friday, eighty seventh year
He even filled Joan Crawford with "Sudden Fear"

Profile,
Low style
stood tall,
Could brawl..

From heavyweight
To fun roles of late,
Jack Palance did it all..

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Meriadoc - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice tribute.
AFW - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc
Yoidy - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
They sure don't make stars like him anymore. RIP Jack Palance. Good tribute
AFW - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very true....and thanks, Yoidy
Adagio - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice tribute.
AFW - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, Adagio...in looking at the score, I'm mind boggled that someone would "One" me on a tribute..
Adagio - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, you were oned? Not by me...5's
PMS - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice tribute
giblet o'sarcasm - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute and touching at the same time! Jack would have loved it!
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
he'll be missed...nice tribute
Stuart McArthur - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
lovely stuff, AFW - he had the perfect presence and face for the job, and Shane was his greatest moment, apart from the push-ups - 555
Serafina - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I heard about his death too...he'll be greatly missed. Good work, AFW.
Rafeal De La Ghetto - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice tribute. I'm tempted to give a low rating in the "how funny" category, but Jack himself was a funny guy, so I think I'll just give you a straight 5,5,5 vote.
Afw - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the votes and comments everyone

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