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Song Parodies -> "Crammed In Your Van"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Crammed In Your Van"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Tribute to the Soccer Mom
Sometimes
It's hard to be a mother
Hauling all this stuff in just one van
Kids' have ballet
And soccer they'll play
Doing things
That you have got them planned

Toss baseball gloves in
Squeeze and fit in
Even though it's hard
To drive when cramped
Though Billy's shovin'
No, don't go pound him
Cause after all he's just a kid

Crammed in your van
Stuffed with two boys, and gals too
The rest is swarmed with pals, zoo
When Tim bites I scold him harshly

Crammed in your van
From Burger World you're driving
Keep feeding to shut them up, you can
Crammed
In
Your Van

Crammed in your van
And stick that "Spears" CD in
Kids shouting "I Must Use The Can!!!!"
Crapped err Crammed in your Van!!!!
The last line was intentionally too long, by the way. Just to clear this fact up.... Because I know one of you people will point it out to me.

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Arwen - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Matthias!! I love it!
John Barry - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Vantastic.
alvin rhodes - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
lots of good lines crammed in there as well
Rick C - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, Matthias! You nailed this one. 555
Meriadoc - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Crammed a whole lot in a litle parody. Nice job.
AFW - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
A wham slam of a jam cram spoof
2Eagle - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
A co dependent parody of a co dependent song. Moms today need to chill out and let the kids do their own thing.
TJC - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great `stuff'!
Dee Range - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent. Even Tammy would love this. Now do one for me about the weather here in Vegas..."Stand By Your Fan"

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