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Song Parodies -> "Spanned By Your Man"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Spanned By Your Man"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Most times you cringe when he's romantic
You're sure he can't, he's sure he can
Bad cuss and curse times,
What could be worse times?
Just pretend you're sleepin' like you planned
'
Though things don't work out, you forgive him
And through soft times, you understand
(But) tonight, you love him
In bed you shove him,
He's got Levitra in his hand...

Spanned By Your Man!
Willy is strong and piney
No longer cold and tiny..
All mega-warm and shiny..

Spanned By Your Man!
With all his wood you love him
Below, and up above him..
Spanned...By,...Your Man!

Spanned By Your Man!
With that good wood you love him
Beneath, and up above him..
Spanned...By....Your Ma-a-n!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
5's, of course.
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
mega warm and shiny...too funny...5s
Red Ant - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehe AFW, wood one.=)
Rick C - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, you're a naughty boy. Loved it....555
John Barry - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
5s
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Shouldn't this go on a Friday's UP-Date? ;-)
AFW - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, Alvin, Red Ant, Rick, John, and Peter..
Meriadoc - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! ;-D
AFW - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Meriadoc..
Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I can just see you singing this behind wire mesh, AFW - 555
AFW - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart...but, If the audience was made up of Tammy fans..I'd probably need a lot more than chicken wire..

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