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Song Parodies -> "Just Stand Your Ground"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Just Stand Your Ground"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sometimes it's hard to watch a movie
When there's distraction you can't stand
Like those cell phones
They can be hell phones
Usin' them at a movie should be banned
Some folks don't love 'em
Want to shove 'em
In a place where sunshine gives no tan
Tensions can spring up,
And sometimes bring up
A tragedy that had no plan..

But stand your ground
If you're an ex-policeman
And someone's cell phone bugs you
Samsung, a Dell, or Sony

Yes, stand your ground
And show that punk you're Harry,
Like Zimmerman, do not feel bound,
Just stand your ground..

Loud texting sounds
He threw that deadly popcorn,
Pull out your weapon, blow him down
And....just stand your ground

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