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Song Parodies -> "Stand By This Man? (Huma's Dilemma)"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Stand By This Man? (Huma's Dilemma)"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

The saddest part of the ongoing Anthony Weiner affairs is watching his wife Huma Abedin standing silently and supportingly by his side. Why? Well...Huma's employer, benefactor, role model, and deity is Hillary Clinton. So it's to be expected that she play the part of the shamed but loyal spouse with the same effectiveness (and to me much more sincerity) as Ms. Clinton. I deeply hope that her reason is not because she thinks that Weiner will someday be president...and then her.

It's hard to be like Mrs. Clinton,
But she's everything I want to be.
Bill's famous cheating? There's no competing!
Tony's posting things no one should see.

I stand beside him and support him,
Showing my devotion and my nerve.
Hil says be loyal, but we're not royal.
How long can I endure this perv?

Stand by this man?
'Though it's obscene and shady
I'll be New York's First Lady
And someday Prez like Hill'ry.
Each Facebook scan
We treat with condescension
Voters have short attention span.
Press is our fan.

Stick to the plan?
'Though I'm humiliated
I've got my compensated job.
I'll keep the slob.

In the same situation, my wife would have dammed (and damned) the Ribber. This is why I'm very careful where I "hang out". ;D

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Dave W. - July 26, 2013 - Report this comment
After further examination - Exaltations, explorations, excavations,exclamations,explanations, expectations , exhortations, exasperations , exhalations.... expiration's next election...maybe....That should cover it for the E's...(which reminds me) mind my P's and Q's..........OMR - you're such a cleaver teacher.....(Hil , huh?) lol
WarrenB - July 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Standing beside one's spouse in such a public way over such a private matter is one of those things I simply can't fathom. Either their relationship is one of steel and endurance or either one half of the relationship is living in a vacuum. It's the American way, I guess.
Callmelennie - July 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Got an epic old school take on this situation in the pipeline, OMR. You'll recognize the artist, so you should love it.
Ann H - July 28, 2013 - Report this comment
he he

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