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Song Parodies -> "Platforms and Low I.Q.'s"

Original Song Title:

"Incense and Peppermints"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Strawberry Alarmclock

Parody Song Title:

"Platforms and Low I.Q.'s"

Parody Written by:

Billy Slim

The Lyrics

In this song, I couldn't figure out what the verses are, so I just left it like this. =D
Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde
Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde

No sense, innocence, blonde to extreme
Short skirts, tube tops that I can see through
Leopard print furs that show she is not mean
Platforms and low I.Q.'s, that is what I want

She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size
Platforms and low I.Q.'s, does mean alot
She always wants to make you happy

Look for yourself, look for yourself oh, oh, yeah
Look for yourself, look for yourself, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah

Take a look at the world through her eyes
Puppy dogs get along with the kitty cats, yeah
All these politics, so confusing
Another hit to the head, I.Q. down one

She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size

No sense, innocence, blonde to extreme
Short skirts, tube tops that I can see through
Leopard print furs to show she is not mean
Platforms and low I.Q.'s that is what I want

She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size

Platforms, Low I.Q.'s
Platforms, Low I.Q.'s

No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man

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