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Song Parodies -> "(I Can't Get No) Gratis Crack, Son"

Original Song Title:

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

Stones

Parody Song Title:

"(I Can't Get No) Gratis Crack, Son"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I can't get no gratis crack,son
I can't get no gratis crack,son
So I buy, and I buy
And I buy and I buy

I can"t get blow
I can't get blow

When I'm smokin in my house
And my man comes in the patio
He's selling me more and more
He shouts some useful information
About the narc from the police station

I can't get blow
Oh no, no blow
Hey they say
Fat butt will pay

Repeat first six lines

When I'm hocking up T.B.
And the Doc comes in and smells me
Says "What Welby will be"
But I can't understand
Cause he doesn't smoke
The same kind of crack as me

I can't get blow
Oh no, no blow
Hey they say
Phat butt will pay

Repeat first six lines

I can't get blow
I can't get blow

When I'm writhing round the world
And I'm chewing this and she's fine with that
And I'm tryin the clockwise swirl
She tells me, "Baby
Better bring crack later this week
Cause you see I'm on a using streak

I can't get blow
Oh no, no blow
Hey they say
Phat mutt will pay

I can't get no gratis crack, son
I can't get no gratis crack, son
No gatis crack, son; no gratis crack, son
No gratis crack,son
I can't get blow

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Know 1 can hear you dream - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, fark me! I couldīve sworn that gratis was a completely swedish word, never seen it in any english context before. But dictionary.com verifies that Iīm wrong so... Oh, and 434, but thatīs partly cos Iīm partly against pro-drug songs.
Dee - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry you fell this is pro drug. This is parody, and only meant to be funny.
John Barry - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Some good lines and internal rhymes.
Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever title alone! 'Clockwise swirl'? Has Johnny seen this? ;-D
Johnny D - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes he has, and he is duly impressed by the obvious-non-intentional-whole-parody-sexual-double-entendre here! ;-D
Dee Range - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
John B, thanks;Meriadoc, the clockwise swirl is of course from a Seinfeld episode; Johnny D,I'm glad someone got the double entendre. Thanks for looking all.
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Donīt worry Dee, itīs not like I have a rigid aversion against pro drug PARODIES or anything, for example I do remember voting 555 for Merry and Pippins "Running a drug plantation", I just meant that most of the time I do find that theme a bitt less funny. Thereīs always the exception, and the mood factor, and since I did miss the double entendre that has now been pointed out Iīm seeing things in a different light and will compensate with a brand new 545.
Dee Range - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Know, thanks for looking agaqin, and I really HATE crack(the drug) with a passion. This is just a song about the pitifulness of the whole sex and drug addiction blight that has scoured our nation
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee, I saw it via the "latest comments page". *Hint, hint*
Rod Worden - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
"..hocking up TB" LOL, Dee, great job! 5s.
Dee - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod, thanks for checking it out.

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