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Song Parodies -> "Tied, Kneeled, Belittled"

Original Song Title:

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Tied, Kneeled, Belittled"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Like a fool I hooked up through your ad
Now you tell me I've been VERY BAD
Ooh baby
Here I am -- Tied, kneeled, belittled, I'm yours

"Hello, my name--" had barely left my lips
When you broke out all the chains and whips
Ooh baby
Here I am -- tied, kneeled, belittled, I'm yours

Here I am baby
Oh, you've got the paddle in your hand
I've done a lot of naughty things
That I really didn't mean
Hey, hey, yea, yea, didn't I oh baby

Stuff a rabid weasel in my jeans
Then pelt me with garbanzo beans
Oooh, baby
Here I am -- tied, kneeled, belittled, I'm yours

Oo-wee babe you set my pants on fire
That's why I have to buy some new attire
Ooh, baby
Here I am -- tied, kneeled, belittled, I'm yours

Here I am baby
Oh, you got the riding crop in your hand (etc...)

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Arwen - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny....
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
With my hand on the paperback copy of The New International Version that I keep at my desk, I affirm (but I do not swear since I don't like the idea of swearing on the Bible, I prefer affirming) that I did NOT think up or write or post this parody.

But I must admit....I do like this parody - - - it's very well-written, cute, and clever!
Ravyn Rant - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Three fives for the Monkeys, whoever they may be.
John Barry - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the title!
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree, JB, great title, great parody...I kinda wish I'd thought of it first, but somebody else beat me to it...beat me good...so good...oh so good...
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all

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