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Song Parodies -> "Penis Enlarger"

Original Song Title:

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Penis Enlarger"

Parody Written by:

Shannon Vance

The Lyrics

Dear sir or madam:

Like a fool I went and stretched my dong
Now I'm wondering if my dong's too long
Oo Ronco, why'd I try that penis enlarger of yours?

I was ashamed to do more than dance
Now it's too huge to fit in my pants
Oo Ronco, why'd I try that penis enlarger of yours?

Here I am Ronco
Oh, I've got a monster in my hand
(penis enlarger of yours)

Here I am Ronco,
Yeah, I've got a python in my hand
(penis enlarger of yours)

I've done a lot of foolish things
This really takes the cake
Hey, hey, yea, yea, didn't I, oh Ronco

Seen a lot of dongs in this old world
They've got nothin' on this one, girl
Oo Ronco, why'd I try that penis enlarger of yours?

Oo-wee babe I could put out a fire
That's why (you know) this dong's for hire
Oo Ronco, why'd I try that penis enlarger of yours?

Here I am Ronco
Oh, I've got a fire hose in my hand
(penis enlarger of yours)

I've done a lot of foolish things
This really takes the cake
I could be a normal man but here I am

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   0
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 5   2
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Your Furry Policeman - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
If you talk about sex in the internet, you'll get put in PRISON.
Rick D - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Shannon! How you feeling? We need to chat. Glad to see you here again.
Shannon V - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm... I matched the lyrics I found on the net, syllable by syllable. I wonder why people think the pacing is off. Maybe the lyrics I found were wrong??? (Rick, send me some email! shannon@shannonvance.com)
Shannon V - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
D'oh! I didn't even think of the extra syllable which the word "that" imparted to the main verse. Oh well, 4 outta 5 aint bad....
Justin - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought the song was really funny especiallt about the penis.

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