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Song Parodies -> "I Was 'fraid To Love Her"

Original Song Title:

"I Was Made To Love Her"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"I Was 'fraid To Love Her"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she gave me a lil' shock
had a face all pockmarked
she had awful manly hands
she liked rotgut booze and pall malls
surely, had a pig smell
her nose is runny...knees are skinned

you know my papa disapproved her
my mama said to lose her
but i called her time and time again
don't you know i was 'fraid to love her
but i can't live without her...yeah...hey hey hey

beyond imagination
true abomination
oh, the looks, folks gave her through the years
quite a screechin' homely thing
my chums mocked and censured me
my love grows stronger, yet i fear

i know that my baby's ugly
her eyes are beady
she needs to shave her legs, its clear
i was 'fraid to love her
but yet i adore her...hey hey hey

waist's too thick, my friend
a big fat rear end
what a chubby lady...chubby lady...ah

my baby's ugly
her voice is reedy
with her looks, she ain't goin' nowhere
she has knees just like a chicken
but yet my heartbeat quickens
i get the fever when she's passin' near

oh, even though, there's facial stubble
she's still worth the trouble
by her side, how small i do appear
but i was 'fraid to love her
i was so 'fraid to love her...yeah

oh, i was 'fraid to love her
she's a girl that's all blubber...hey hey hey

huge lady...way too big to squeeze her
you know, she still gives me a fever...yeah...hey hey hey
huge ol' baby's chubby
her body's meaty...hey hey hey baby's chubby

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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John Barry - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
So non-PC. . .so funny. 5s.
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john...true...i can't even SPELL PC
John Barry - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, looks like the same moron who one'd me hit you too.
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
moron is the operative word...hee hee hee...that's fine...i'm used to it
Tim Mayfield - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, I think I've figured out the pattern, any parody that gets 1's is pure genius...
Stuart McArthur - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
good on you alvin, about the 1s, but I had no idea my cleaning lady even had a boyfriend, let alone you alvin - you two should get out more - 555
Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I think I have to download this one, it was really funny to read. I tried to get away, but "Man-hands" wouldn't let me leave till I finished the song, and it was worth it!
alvin rhodes - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks tim, stuart and jeff
Paul Robinson - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, alvin...been so busy of late...have not had time to read, browse & peruse the site the way I would like to. 5's...

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