this is the drunk side of my wife
she shows off when there's friends around
she treats me crappy when she's high
i never know when she will start

she acts like this when her head's spinnin'
after she's knocked back several beers
this drunken tirade won't be ending
until she sees i've broken down in tears

this is the drunk side of my wife
i know she'll soon be fallin' down
she likes that boone's farm apple wine
that's when she always breaks my heart

i married her cause i was lonely
but now i find my life askew
what started out as simply heaven
is hellish now, because she loves her booze

this is the drunk side of my wife
i cannot show my face in town
no matter what i say or try
when drunk, she tears our lives apart