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Song Parodies -> "Inspect Your Elves"

Original Song Title:

"Respect Yourself"

Original Performer:

Staples Singers

Parody Song Title:

"Inspect Your Elves"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

if you'd just inspect
everybody, that was hired by you
from elvish worlds...there's some finks
somebody, sent to infect you

all the toys they will wreck
they're a clan and they're liable to expand
they'll blow up your sleigh
and then ol' santa can't do his thing

you're the kind of gentleman
who don't want anyone blown away
get a grip on this race, boy
or no christmas day

inspect your elves...ho ho ho ho ho ho
inspect your elves...hee hee hee hee hee hee
if you don't inspect your elves
ain't nobody gonna get no christmas loot
fa la la la la la la
inspect your elves...inspect your elves

they've been plottin' your sinkin'
they ain't workin' when they know the coast is clear
they're gonna push the work backwards
till there won't be no yule this year

keep tabs on those in residence
cause there's been some pollution
little men from way down south...kill you off
for a final solution

oh, you're rushin' these vermin
and they don't really look so tame
you're dumb enough to think
they'll quake at the big fat man

inspect your elves
inspect your elves

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute story...watchin' out for the elfish selfish..5's
Arwen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the song...but don't let a couple of bad eggs spoil your view on ALL of us elves...some of us are just as nice as can be!
Jeff Reuben - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Someday I hope to meet one of those "nice" elves =)
Meriadoc - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
But watch that Santa doesn't get a sexual harrassment lawsuit for inspectin' too closely.... :-P
2Eagle - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho, ho, ho!
Johnny D - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sure Aragorn enjoyed inspecting HIS elf...
alvin rhodes - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, arwen, jeff, merry, 2eagle and johnny...and yes, arwen, these elves have little to do with your fact, if you ask me, they kinda look more like dwarves

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