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Song Parodies -> "Biblically I'd Like To Know You"

Original Song Title:

"Like To Get To Know You"

Original Performer:

Spanky and Our Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Biblically I'd Like To Know You"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Biblically I'd like to know you (yes I would)
Biblically I'd like to know you (if I could)
Biblically I'd like to...

Finally I found, searchin' all around, (...know you)
Church was just the answer

One at Sunday School, looked so very cool,
I figured I might chance her

Biblically I'd like to know you (yes I would)
Biblically I'd like to know you (if I could)
Biblically I'd like to...

As we kneeled and prayed, she appeared dismayed, (...know you)
Said it was all over

Well it's been some time, and I guess that I'm,
Just meant to be a rover

Biblically I'd like to know you (yes I would)
Biblically I'd like to know you (if I could)

Well, I can't promise that I'll bend and pray with you

I can't promise that I'll vow to stay with you

I can't promise, no I can't promise,
That I'll love you...

(But...)

Biblically I'd like to know you (yes I would)

Biblically I'd like to know you (if I could)

Biblically I'd like to know you, know you, know--oh--oh...


(instrumental)


Once I thought I found her, built my world around her
(Biblically I'd like to know you, yes I would)

Once I thought I found her
(Biblically I'd like to know you, if I could)

Built my world around her
(Biblically I'd like to know you, yes I would)

[repeat to fade]:

Finally I found her
(Biblically I'd like to know you, if I could)

Built my world around her
(Biblically I'd like to know you, yes I would)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Royce Miller - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, words don't come to me on this one, maybe it's for the best.
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen, Royce, amen! Thank you. ;-)
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever work, Mr D...555
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
lots of knowledge in the bible, isn't there ?...hee hee hee...5s
Adagio - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS on this one, Johnny, but 5's anyway.
John Barry - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Chapter 5, verse 5, line 5.
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof, alvin (you betcha there is!), Pat, and John Barry!
Meriadoc - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you having a "Song of Solomon" moment? ;-)
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooooo, Meriadoc!!! Thank you! ;-D

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