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Song Parodies -> "Sacred Knife"

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Soundtrack of 'The Sound of Music'

Parody Song Title:

"Sacred Knife"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Hmm, now what kind of parody would be the exact polar opposite of the sweet, gentle, flower-love-song "Edelweiss" ? Hmm...let me think...hmm...
Sacred knife
Sacred knife

Fearsome sun god,
We greet thee!

Human life

Rip heart out while still beating!

Awesome one!
May crops bloom and grow!

And grow,

Sacred knife
Sacred knife

Bless our farmland forever!

Awesome one!
Sacred wound's red flows!

Red flows!
Heart se-vered

Sacred knife
Sacred knife

Bless our farmland for-e-ver-more!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Adagio - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I found myself grinning despite the subject matter...laughing now. Perfect!! 5's
mac - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
No astoundingly sick topic is safe from your lyrical genius, is it, Mr. D? 5s!
Jack Wilson - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
EmiLoca - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for angering Quetzalcoatl, who will now send feathered serpents to rip your flesh.
Johnny D - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, mac, Arwen, Jack, and EmiLoca! EmiLoca - already happened, the black flies bit me back in May!

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