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Song Parodies -> "Step In Slime"

Original Song Title:

"Step In Time"

Original Performer:

Soundtrack from Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Step In Slime"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

"Pirates of the Caribbean" meets "Mary Poppins" ... ARRRHHH !!!
Step in slime!
Step in slime!
ARRRH NOW MATEYS, STEP IN SLIME!

STEP IN SLIME!

Step in slime, step in slime,
Step in slime, step in slime,
Slippin' on a poop-deck,
Drinkin' rum 'n lime,
Step in slime, you step in slime!

(ARRRHHH!!!)

KICK YER PEGS UP!

Kick yer pegs up, step in slime,
Kick yer pegs up, step in slime,
Skippin' on a peg-leg,
Drinkin' rum 'n lime,
Kick yer pegs up, step in slime!

(ARRRHHH!!!)

ROUND THE MAIN-SAIL!

Round the main-sail, step in slime,
Round the main-sail, step in slime,
Swingin' from a yard-arm,
Drinkin' rum 'n lime,
Round the main-sail, step in slime!

(ARRRHHH!!!)

SQUAWK LIKE A PARROT!

Squawk like a parrot, step in slime,
Squawk like a parrot, step in slime,
Polly wanna cracker,
Drinkin' rum 'n lime,
Squawk like a parrot, step in slime!

(ARRRHHH!!!)

UP ON THE RAILING!

Up on the railing, step in slime,
Up on the railing, step in slime,
Slidin' on a railin',
Drinkin' rum 'n lime,
Up on the railing, step in slime!

(ARRRHHH!!!)

OVER THE RUM KEG!

Over the rum keg, step in slime,
Over the rum keg, step in slime,
Straddlin' a barrel,
Drinkin' rum 'n li-i-i-i-ime - - - step in slime!
Over the rum keg!
Over the rum keg!

DRINK YER GROG, OH!

Drink yer grog, oh, step in slime,
Drink yer grog, oh, step in slime,
Drink yer grog, oh,
Drink yer grog, oh,
DRINK YER GROG, OOOOHHHH!!!!

Step in slime!
Step in slime!
Step in slime!
Step in slime!
Slippin' on a poop-deck,
Drinkin' rum 'n lime,

Step - in - slime

YOU STEP

IN

SLIME!

AAARRRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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John Barry - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Slimy fives, matey.
AFW - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, this is pretty slick, Johnny...has the feel of the Sea..
Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ARRRHH, thank ye, John & AFW.
alvin rhodes - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
images of cavorting bucaneers never fail to amuse me...5s, matey
Adagio - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Heave-Ho, Mateys!!
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
It's kind of tricky to make something out of this song: I think you've done about as well as is possible, JD.
Andrea Huckstep - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
It would be better if it was like One Piece
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I can see all those pirates up on those London rooves - good effort given the eye-patches and the dark - 555 johnny
Johnny D - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Adagio, Philbo, Andrea, and Stuart.
Johnny D - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Wednesday, September 19, 2007, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
Johnny D - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Friday, September 19, 2008, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
Dr Music - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song, matey. 555 Hooks up for you.

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