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Song Parodies -> "My Wife's Favorite Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"My Wife's Favorite Things"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Cooking nice dinners and washing the dishes
Eagerly granting the naughtiest wishes
Never receiving expensive earrings
These are some of my wife's favorite things

Picking up strippers for three-ways in hot tubs
Giving long foot, back, or what-else-you-got rubs
Knowing her place and obeying her king
These are some of my wife's favorite things

Dressing and acting like "I Dream Of Jeannie"
Bringing tall drinks in a leather bikini
Swallowing all that togetherness brings
These are some of my wife's favorite things

Cleaning messes
Skimpy dresses
Going undie-free
I'm so impressed with my wife's favorite things
Just wish she'd do them...with meeeeee.....

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Jack Wilson - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LOVED IT C4PREZ DISPENSER!!! Love it, love it, welcome back! Man this month's been great for people who havent posted in a while, Bob came back,you, wonder if Guy DiRito will turn up.... anyways again welcome back, and I must say this is probably the first time Ive commenetd on oen of your parodies on the first day! BTW were the two other Room Full of Monkeys parodies yours too? Bee Nerd and that other one?
Below Average Dave - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
The above poster seems very happy to see you, as a newbie I don't know you--but welcome back and I hope to read more parodies of yours of this nature--pretty funny-555
Dee Range - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Another classic. Mr Prez, as my lone Christmas wish comes true. Highest 5's. And to "Below Average Dave": pretty funny? Like saying the Titanic had a little ice trouble LOL. Take a peek at Claude's author page. I'm not the only one who thinks he's one of the world's best parody writers.
Johnny D - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas you poor bastard, and welcome back! 555!
MasonR - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Ooooh, I was reading this and thinking "nice fantasy" but then the twist at the end--LOL! Pure genious!
Matthias - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back Claude, my parody writing buddy!!!!! With a kick-ass return as well
Spaff.com - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It's a Christmas miracle. A new parody from Claude Prez. God bless us, everyone!

"What-else-you-got rubs" is one highlight among many. And I can attest that these are your wife's favorite things.
Johnny D - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Spaff.com -- if you can atTEST to the fact that his wife is ticklish, does that mean you gave her a couple of ...
Jack Wilson - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Just wanted to once again say welcome back and I hope ya have some more comin! 2007: Return of the Prez?
Chris Pollman - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
This was hilarious! I don't really know any of your other work, but it appears you're quite popular around here! Haha, again, great job. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Jack Wilson - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Chris, check out his author page, also check out some A Room Full Of MOnkeys ones too cause he has a bunch there too
Yoidy - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Piggish on chauvanism and humor! 555
Meriadoc - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back Claude!
Jack Wilson - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I must say, I secretly called it,. I was thinking, of you hadnt posted a parody all year, you were most liekly going to this month AND YA DID!!! I CALLED IT!!!
Kristof Robertson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
We wait a whole year and this is all we get? And I'm NOT referring to quality, just quantity! MORE! MORE! 555+
Stuart McArthur - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
great to see you back Claude...(who, to those not in the know, is "the Godfather" of amiright) - loved "what-else-you-got rubs" and the perfectness of "Bringing tall drinks in a leather bikini" - 555
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Marvellous, Claude :-D With the usual self-deprecatory twist in the tail.

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