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Song Parodies -> "I Hide You Babe"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny & Cher

Parody Song Title:

"I Hide You Babe"

Parody Written by:

Jim Wrenn

The Lyrics

Animation/song-parody about Cher chastising John Ashcroft for hiding the bare-breasted Spirit of Justice statue at the Dept. of Justice. Vocalists: Jim Wrenn & Cindy Burgess at www.PoliSat.Com.
Song parody-- Johnny & Sher singing "I hide you babe."

C: Though you ain't young you oughta know
C: the sight of me won't always make things grow
J: I ain't so old to think that's true
J: that's why I want those curtains over you

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe

C: You hid my boobs but folks lament
C: that lots of bucks on curtains you have spent
J: I must admit I have spent a lot
J: to keep the press from seein' what you got

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe

C: I make men remember Spring
J: It's not right to show your things
C: My shape is full and firm and round
J: You make geezers' pulses pound.

C: You ought to want to get a long
J: 'cause lusting after justice can't be wrong
C: So put your little hand in mine
C: And tell the world my naked bust is fine

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe.

C: I want you to show my glands, I want you to understand
J: though you're a part of history, you show us things we shouldn't see
C: John, if you'd just hold me tight, surely you would see the light
J: You're Justice, babe, and I'm your beau, I just can't let your bosom show

J: I'll hide you, babe

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