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Song Parodies -> "I Got Your Aids"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny and Cher

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Your Aids"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

A sombre one this . . . Fortunately I dont have HIV or AIDS or know that I know anyone personally with it but did know a haemophiliac who was given this
terrible disease by the UK blood transfusion service ~ they sadly died some
years back. I thought long and hard about whether to even post this one
and extend genuine sympathies to anyone who has got it or been affected by
knowing someone who has.At the end of the day I decided that if
by posting this it makes just one person who reads it think more, stop fool
hardy practices and stay safe and in a miniscule way perhaps helps stop this
disease spreading further then it is worth it . . . . . .
HER: You slept with Joyce and Bob and Flo
Now IÕve found out and all the others know
HIM: Well yes I know and more its true
He gave it me and I gave it to you

HIM: Aids
BOTH: I got your Aids
I got your Aids

HER: They say our life has all gone bent
Before its lived - our time is nearly spent
HIM: I guess thats so ~ lets smoke some pot
And just be happy with what time we got

HIM: Aids
BOTH: I got your Aids
I got your Aids

HIM: I just had ~ to get it in
I didnt care ~ in which ring
HER: And when Im mad - you just frown
And now Im scared - youÕre not around

HER: I know you said your dick was long
thatÕs no excuse ~ to not use a condom
HIM: I know its sad to cry & whine
I didnt think this disease would be mine

BOTH: I got your Aids
I got your Aids

HIM: I got you to hold my gland
HER: I should have kept it in my hand
HIM: I shouldÕve got you to wank with me
HER: If I had stank I might be be free
I got Aids nightmares at night
I got Aids it just aint right
I got Aids and so has Flo
I got Aids and on it goes

BOTH: I got your Aids

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 21

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Bob Gomez - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Good for you LLLB. I lost someone in my family to AIDS and I am not offended in the least by your song; on the contrary, I think we need lots more songs like this one to get the message out that AIDS is not conquered yet in this or any country. A million people in the US are HIV positive, and 250,000 of them don't know it. Thank you so much for your song. d;:^)
Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I concur. I just lost a friend not long ago. This was good and insightful. And Bob, That's a very intricate emoticon you've got there.
LucidLupin LeeBee - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you both and belated condolences...
Agrimorfee - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This is definitely going to be a controversial one...prepare for some slings and arrows. Nowhere near as offensive as it could have been, and I see where you are coming from so you get my gratitude, empathy and high votes. 555

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