(Him:) You don't say "Oink" but, still I know
'Cause you eat corn, and grunt real low
(Her:) In ATV's you mud about..
And you're a boar, whenever we go out..

(Her:) Babe..
(Both:) ..I got you, Babe..You're The Real Babe.

(Him:) Sometimes your cookin' tastes like slop
I earn the cash, you hog it all to shop..
(Her:) You suck on beer, belly like a dork
The best part of you is six inches of "Pork"

(Her:) Babe..
(Both:) ...I got you, Babe...You're The Real Babe

(Her:) Sometimes you act like a tot
Speak pig latin quite a lot..
(Him:) You chomp and chug, grub on down
And keep that scale dial a' spinnin' around
(Him:) Let's get real. your female friends
Fit the profile with all their big fat ends
(Her:) When, with pals, you poker in the den
Next day it looks just like that well known pen

(Her:) Babe..
(Both:) ...I got you, Babe... You're The Real Babe

(Her:) Tippin' booze you're snorty, Paw
(Him:) You too, with milkshakes and a straw
(Her:) You ain't lookin' too slim, Pops..
(Him:) You eat your weight in pork chops
(Her:) Movie pig, you're callin' me?
(Him:) Same one as the DVD..
(Her:) What is this, "Insults R Us?"
(Him:) We're in love, so what's the fuss?

(Both:) I got you, Babe
You're The Real Babe
I got you, Babe
You're The Real Babe
I got you, Babe
...We're both Real Babes