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Song Parodies -> "I Got Ebay"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny and Cher

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Ebay"

Parody Written by:

Graham Lester

The Lyrics

"I Got Ebay"

You think I'm young and I don't know
But you'll find out when you get home
You just won't know until I'm through
I'm selling all the things belong to you

I got ebay I got ebay

You never help with food or rent
Before it's earned, my money's all been spent
I'll make it so you don't have a pot
And I'll make bucks from all the things you've got

I got ebay I got ebay

I got photos of your things, and I've auctioned off your ring
Now you've been had, now you're the clown
And I don't care, and I'll never be found
So if you say my hair's all wrong
I won't be there for you to string along
Without all of your crap to mind
I'll bank the bucks and you'll be left behind

I got ebay I got ebay

I got used just like you planned
I got you now, understand?
I got used but now I'm free
I got used - Where's your TV?
I got used but this will pass
I got used so kiss my @ss
I got used, but I've let go
I got you now, don't you know?

I got ebay
I got ebay
I got ebay
I got ebay
I got ebay

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 33

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Jeff Buchoff - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Decent song. Have to go buy stuff now.
G-Man2 - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good parody!
Kristian Skinner - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
With the right cadence, this song rulz

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