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Song Parodies -> "You're the Dad, Babe"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny and Cher

Parody Song Title:

"You're the Dad, Babe"

Parody Written by:

Carol DeLuca

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to the people who make The Maury Show worth watching.
They say I'm dumb and I'm a ho
gonna find out on the Maury show

Well I'm not sure if it's gonna be you
cause I may have screwed another guy or two

You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe

You know that I can't pay the rent
So just make sure the child support is sent

And you know those diapers cost a lot
And my boyfriend now, a job he hasn't got

You're the dad babe
You're the dad babe

I got horny in the spring
I just had a couple flings

And when I was drunk, you were around
It didn't take long to get my pants down

So let them say I'm doing wrong
I don't care cause your schlong is long

And make sure you get here on time
I'll prove the child is yours and mine

You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe

I want you to be a man
It wasn't just a one night stand

You say you didn't sleep with me
The DNA will tell you'll see

I remember every night
You said I would be your wife

I know it's you, it must be so
The other guy is kind of slow

You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Arwen - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I LOVE those shows!! This is fabulous!

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