They say I'm dumb and I'm a ho
gonna find out on the Maury show

Well I'm not sure if it's gonna be you
cause I may have screwed another guy or two

Hey,
You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe

You know that I can't pay the rent
So just make sure the child support is sent

And you know those diapers cost a lot
And my boyfriend now, a job he hasn't got

Hey,
You're the dad babe
You're the dad babe

I got horny in the spring
I just had a couple flings

And when I was drunk, you were around
It didn't take long to get my pants down

So let them say I'm doing wrong
I don't care cause your schlong is long

And make sure you get here on time
I'll prove the child is yours and mine

Hey,
You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe

I want you to be a man
It wasn't just a one night stand

You say you didn't sleep with me
The DNA will tell you'll see

I remember every night
You said I would be your wife

I know it's you, it must be so
The other guy is kind of slow


You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe
You're the dad, babe
You're.....the....dad,.....babe.