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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Two Babes"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You, Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny And Cher

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Two Babes"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

don't wag my tongue, so they don't know
they won't find out, cause i don't crow
a girlfriend's nice to have, its true
but look at me...ooh, baby...i've got two

babes...i've got two babes...i've got two babes

i share their love and pay their rent
i'm not concerned 'bout money, that's been spent
i guess they know, that i've got a lot
just buy a woman, trinkets, and they're caught

babes...i've got two babes...i've got two babes

i've got power...here's the thing
they're both doomed...there'll be no ring
and they'll be sad...when let down
but i'm not scared...there's more girls around

some tell me that this can't last too long
i'm quite prepared...and nothing can go wrong
when i've a little fun in mind
there are two girls, i count on, all the time

babes...i've got two babes...i've got two babes

i've got two...both near at hand
i've got two...they've got one man
i've got two...they're rockin' me
i've got two...they're locked on me
i've got two...and that's just right
i've got two...i trade off nights
i've got two...i can't let go
i've got two...i love both so

i've...got...two...babes

i've got two babes
i've got two babes
i've got two babes
i've got two babes

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Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You bad boy. You lucky guy. Heh heh heh.
Arwen - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a good life if you can live it, huh, alvin? Two babes for you...two boys for me...I think we're all happy...5s!
Adagio - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good song, alvin. Are you starting a harem or something? ;) 5's
Leo Jay - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great idea. Well done.
alvin rhodes - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny, arwen, adagio, and leo...i've had two wives, but not at the same time
Rod Worden - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Brings to mind those stories you read about from time to time involving guys with two or more actual wives and families. Sheesh!
Ashkicksass - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, I'll give you three 5's to go with your two babes...
alvin rhodes - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks rod and ash
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Now we know Alvin's not a Red Sox fan. If he was, he'd have to call them "chicks" or somethign like that instead of "Babes."
TJC - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great concept! Harder in real life I imagine...5's
alvin rhodes - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks michael and TJC....and i do like the red sox quite a bit but my "main squeeze" are the dodgers
Meriadoc - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah! TWO chicks? Are you saying you want Merry and Pippin? ;-D
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Iīm not ready to validate the following, but according to a recent study referred to by swedish tabloids the best line of work for a man who wants to have this "setup" is to have his own firm in the taxi driving field. Always an excuse for being anywhere. :-) --------------- OUT OF TRAFFIC, BACK IN 555 MINUTES...............ehh... seconds, but donīt tell anyone. :-)
Jan and Dean - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
You have learned well,young one...
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.
Leo Jay - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This is just two good. (Not that I by any means condone such behavior, young man). Glad I came across it again to give it a re-read and restore my previous vote.

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