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Song Parodies -> "The Pounds Of Chocolate"

Original Song Title:

"The Sounds Of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Pounds Of Chocolate"

Parody Written by:

Freddy Flame

The Lyrics

Just in case it's an issue, chocolate is sung with two syllables...sorry, i can't spell
Hello, Nestle, my old friend.
I've come to dine on you again.
I've got a craving, slight mad'ning,
For a treat that's sweet and fat'ning.
And no vision of a salad, in my brain,
Shall sustain,
Cause I love pounds of chocolate.

In grocery stores, I walk along,
Singing the Almond Joy song.
Got a basket full of gummies.
I got some nut rolls to fill my tummy.
When my eyes do spy, past the cereal and the wine,
It's aisle nine.
Here lies the pounds of chocolate.

The Mounds and Snickers fill my cart.
The Hershey's Kisses warm my heart.
Hostess Cupcakes and an eclaire.
Milk or dark, man, I don't care.
Cashier rings me up. My total's four-o-three.
That don't phase me.
I love my pounds of chocolate.

"Fool," said Doc, "You do not know,
Chocolate's not good for you, no.
Has eating veggies crossed your brain?
How about fruits or maybe grain?"
But his words, in left, out the right.
You cannot take my pounds of chocolate.

I think rice cakes taste like lead.
I'll take my Kit Kat's instead.
And I find spinach disgusting.
It's for Resse's that I'm lusting.
I'll always say, "You can keep your yougart
That's fat-free and your Diet Cokes."
You silly old blokes.
And I'll keep my dear pounds of chocolate.

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Michael Pacholek - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll overlook the spelling mistakes. One who may not is (the also very sweet) REESE Witherspoon. Anyway, sometimes, you feel like a nut, and if this is how you write when you do, then you get five Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I was gonna say you get M&M's in all five colors, but there's actually (currently in the U.S., anyway) six: Dark brown, red, blue, yellow, orange and green.
carol - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
reading this has given me a sweet tooth 555
MasonR - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice and bittersweet!

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