Song Parodies -> The Fruitcake Song
| Original Song Title: | "I Am A Rock" |
| Original Performer: | Simon & Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Fruitcake Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Freddy Flame |
Special thanks to 2Eagle for suggesting a parody about fruitcake. The song is a wee bit out of season, but please enjoy anyway.
A winter's day on the 25th, December,
I have presents.
Oh, boy look at this one. Oh, what could it be?
Call Of Duty 2 or a new MP3.
What's this? A rock?
Says here it's "fruitcake".
What on Earth?
How the hell can I eat this?
My knife won't penitrate.
This big old hunk of matter, implanted with nuts.
Whoever sent me this must hate my guts.
Looks like a rock,
But it is "fruitcake."
So, what's it for?
Cause I sure as hell can't eat it.
I think it's some fancy doorstop.
Is it some decoration you put in your backyard?
Whoever invented this is was a retard.
This bloody rock,
That they call "fruitcake."
Best be polite,
And at least try a wee bite.
Well, I suppose it won't kill me.
Took a little bite.
Crushed eah pearly white.
My dentist has been doing flips all day.
Cause of this rock,
Er, I mean fruitcake.
And my jaw is in pain.
And my stomach wants to cry.
I have presents.
Oh, boy look at this one. Oh, what could it be?
Call Of Duty 2 or a new MP3.
What's this? A rock?
Says here it's "fruitcake".
What on Earth?
How the hell can I eat this?
My knife won't penitrate.
This big old hunk of matter, implanted with nuts.
Whoever sent me this must hate my guts.
Looks like a rock,
But it is "fruitcake."
So, what's it for?
Cause I sure as hell can't eat it.
I think it's some fancy doorstop.
Is it some decoration you put in your backyard?
Whoever invented this is was a retard.
This bloody rock,
That they call "fruitcake."
Best be polite,
And at least try a wee bite.
Well, I suppose it won't kill me.
Took a little bite.
Crushed eah pearly white.
My dentist has been doing flips all day.
Cause of this rock,
Er, I mean fruitcake.
And my jaw is in pain.
And my stomach wants to cry.
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Here's five slices. Now you can (Oh, no, Mike, don't say it!) have your cake and eat it too! (He said it!)
Nice parody.
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