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Song Parodies -> "The Fruitcake Song"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Fruitcake Song"

Parody Written by:

Freddy Flame

The Lyrics

Special thanks to 2Eagle for suggesting a parody about fruitcake. The song is a wee bit out of season, but please enjoy anyway.
A winter's day on the 25th, December,
I have presents.
Oh, boy look at this one. Oh, what could it be?
Call Of Duty 2 or a new MP3.

What's this? A rock?
Says here it's "fruitcake".

What on Earth?
How the hell can I eat this?
My knife won't penitrate.
This big old hunk of matter, implanted with nuts.
Whoever sent me this must hate my guts.

Looks like a rock,
But it is "fruitcake."

So, what's it for?
Cause I sure as hell can't eat it.
I think it's some fancy doorstop.
Is it some decoration you put in your backyard?
Whoever invented this is was a retard.

This bloody rock,
That they call "fruitcake."

Best be polite,
And at least try a wee bite.
Well, I suppose it won't kill me.
Took a little bite.
Crushed eah pearly white.
My dentist has been doing flips all day.

Cause of this rock,
Er, I mean fruitcake.

And my jaw is in pain.
And my stomach wants to cry.

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 13

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Michael Pacholek - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's five slices. Now you can (Oh, no, Mike, don't say it!) have your cake and eat it too! (He said it!)
Larry Hensley - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody.

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