-> "The Mounds of Science"
Original Song Title:
"The Sound of Silence"
Parody Song Title:
"The Mounds of Science"
The Lyrics
Hello flatness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because incisions softly creeping
Left me bleeding while I'm sleeping
They're incisions
That implanted in my vain
Will to gain
Cleavage from
Mounds...of science
In breastless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of silicone
'neath the J-Lo of a teat-lamp
I burned my bras-siere and I boldly stamped
When my thighs were grabbed by a trashy and peed-on guy
Who kissed my eye
And touched my
Mounds...of science
And in this naked guy I saw
Ten thousand steeples, maybe more
Steeples stalking without seeking
Steeples leering without leaking
Steeples striking gongs
Whose silence meant, alas,
Me they'd bypass
Without those
Mounds...of science
Friends said why, oh don't you know,
Science might a cancer grow
Hear our words that we might teach you
Take our arms that we might reach you
But their words
Like silent raindrops fell
Cascading
Down my mounds...of science
And the steeples wowed and praised
As my saline mountains raised
And my mind flashed out tit's warning
In dream-words I heard that morning
And my mind said
Your curves are the profits
You've given to your doc's payrolls
For surgical holes
In which there
Are now mounds...of science
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