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Song Parodies -> "The Mounds of Science"

Original Song Title:

"The Sound of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Mounds of Science"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Hello flatness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again

Because incisions softly creeping
Left me bleeding while I'm sleeping

They're incisions
That implanted in my vain
Will to gain

Cleavage from
Mounds...of science


In breastless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of silicone

'neath the J-Lo of a teat-lamp
I burned my bras-siere and I boldly stamped

When my thighs were grabbed by a trashy and peed-on guy
Who kissed my eye

And touched my
Mounds...of science


And in this naked guy I saw
Ten thousand steeples, maybe more

Steeples stalking without seeking
Steeples leering without leaking

Steeples striking gongs
Whose silence meant, alas,
Me they'd bypass

Without those
Mounds...of science


Friends said why, oh don't you know,
Science might a cancer grow

Hear our words that we might teach you
Take our arms that we might reach you

But their words
Like silent raindrops fell

Cascading
Down my mounds...of science


And the steeples wowed and praised
As my saline mountains raised

And my mind flashed out tit's warning
In dream-words I heard that morning

And my mind said
Your curves are the profits
You've given to your doc's payrolls
For surgical holes

In which there
Are now mounds...of science

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Leo Jay - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nicely done. I've been working on SOS parody myself for a few days -- nothing like this. Great idea.
alvin rhodes - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
this is great...my favorite part ?...In breastless dreams I walked alone Narrow streets of silicone...lol...5s plus
Rick D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This must be a day for the breast of Amiright. I guess we all belong in the booby hatch.
Rick C - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Johnny Double D! ............5's (Shameful parody plug forthcoming) Please check out mine on the same subject today.
Rex - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This is two of the best parodies I've read today!
Rod Worden - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Over the top!
Agrimorfee - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa, Johnny...what's with so many of the orginal song's key words still intact? I'm going out on a limb here, forgive me. This parody is pretty weird, but I expect a lot more out of you than this.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Another cupcake from the JD Bakery.
2Eagle - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Naughty but nice.
Jeff Reuben - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice, but naughty. I wouldn't have noticed if you kept a lot of the original lyrics...I know the OS, but not well enough for that. One of the two breast parodies I've read today!
Red Ant - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. As for Agrimorfee's comment, sometimes changing a few words in a song is much more fun ( for me ) than making all new lyrics. Triple E's.
Dee Range - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
My first attempt to comment didn't get through, although my vote of 555 did. Please now do WE BUILT THESE TIDDIES WITH SILICONE!! This is great stuff JD
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Silly silly silly (cone). This piece seems painted by a master. 5s
Johnny D - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Leo, Alvin, Rick D, Rick C, Rex, Rod, Agrimorfee, Peter, 2Eagle, Jeff, Red Ant, Dee, and Luke.

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