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Song Parodies -> "Miss Scarborough's Hair / Canticle"

Original Song Title:

"Scarborough Fair / Canticle"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Scarborough's Hair / Canticle"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Are You Touching Miss Scarborough's Hair
Marcy, Page, Rosemary, And Tom
Remember Me To One Who Lives There
She Once Was A Neighbor Of Mine

Tell Her To Make Me A Led Zeppelin Shirt
(On The Side Of The Dust In The Deep Wooden Ground)
Marcy, Page, Rosemary, And Tom
(Facing A Lion Who Escaped From The Zoo)
Without A Dog Or Cat With A Home
(People Of The Children Killed The Eagle)
Then She'll Be A Neighbor Of Mine
(Sleeping Uninvited To The Camping Trip Here)

Tell Her To Find Me A Organ To Play
(On The Side Of The Pool, A Lifeguard In Pain)
Marcy, Page, Rosemary, And Tom
(Washes The Blood With So Many Drops)
Between The Heart Water And The Kid Sings
(A Soldier Cleans And Fixes His Old Gun)
Then She'll Be A Neighbor Of Mine

Tell Her To Find Me A Peace Of Feather
(War Is On, Fighting In London's Big Ben)
Marcy, Page, Rosemary, And Tom
(General Arthur Made Soldiers To Die)
In To Make My Coat Made Out Of Leather
(And To Fight For A Cause They've Long Ago Forgotten)
Then She'll Be A Neighbor Of Mine

Are You Touching Miss Scarbrorugh's Hair
Marcy, Page, Rosemary, And Tom
Remember Me To One Who Lives There
She Once Was A Neighbor Of Mine

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Sweet Indigo - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Bizarre, but I like it!

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