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Song Parodies -> "Fixing of Caffeine "

Original Song Title:

"Sounds of Silence "

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Fixing of Caffeine "

Parody Written by:

65th Beatle

The Lyrics

Hello caffeine my old friend
I've come to worship you again
Because it's early morning
And the sun is slowly dawning
And the light just hurts my eyes
it's no surprise
I need my fix of caffeine.

From restless dreams I wake alone
And I let out a mournful moan
Put the coffee in the pot
I need something strong and hot
When my nerves were spared by the taste of a hot,long black
No turning back
With my fix of caffeine

And in the naked light I saw
43 beans, maybe more
Pouring my cup without spilling
Trying to avoid overfilling
I need it now like never before
Just one more
I need my fix of caffeine

Fools ,said I you do not know
How this addiction grows
it's the only thing constant
So bad I even drink instant.
And my nerves they feel so electric
Even with my fix of caffeine.

Now I daily bow and pray
To the caffeine god I've made
And he helps me out each morning
To wake me up when I am yawning
Then I stop and get another on the way to work
The coffee’s “perked”
Still need my fix of caffeine.

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