Song Parodies -> Sicilian
| Original Song Title: | "Cecilia" |
| Original Performer: | Simon & Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sicilian" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Loftus |
Sicilian--you're clogging my heart
Your blocking my arteries daily
Oh Sicilian--I've downed so much cheese
With bacon and grease on a scone, and provolone
Making love in the afternoon a Sicilian up in my bedroom
She got up to get some spice when she came back to bed
I had eaten her slice
Sicilian--you're clogging my heart
Your blocking my arteries daily
Oh Sicilian--I've downed so much cheese
With bacon and grease on a scone, and provolone
Tubaligation, she's having it done
Unless I stop eating Sicilian
Tubaligation, she's having it done
Unless I stop eating Sicilian
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh,
Oh oh oh oh oh I am so full...
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh,
Oh oh oh oh oh I am so full...
Your blocking my arteries daily
Oh Sicilian--I've downed so much cheese
With bacon and grease on a scone, and provolone
Making love in the afternoon a Sicilian up in my bedroom
She got up to get some spice when she came back to bed
I had eaten her slice
Sicilian--you're clogging my heart
Your blocking my arteries daily
Oh Sicilian--I've downed so much cheese
With bacon and grease on a scone, and provolone
Tubaligation, she's having it done
Unless I stop eating Sicilian
Tubaligation, she's having it done
Unless I stop eating Sicilian
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh,
Oh oh oh oh oh I am so full...
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh,
Oh oh oh oh oh I am so full...
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I loved it!! All 5s from me!!
Jim - I'm pretty sure I clicked "5-5-5" on this but I only see "1" five under "Funny" and I see Jude indicated all "fives" also. So one of us clicked a "4" there in error. If it was me, I apologize. This is well-seasoned and cut into just the right size slices for me. I'm belching already.
Jim - I just went back on my "View" "Go To" screen and your "Author" page and see your "Funny" average after 2 votes was "4.0". It's "4.3" after 3 votes so my vote was as stated in my comments, 5-5-5. But we all goof once in a while. I went most of my first week not knowing I couldn't vote and comment in the same instance at once, so I stiffed about 20 people and was only able to reconstruct a few of them at the time. ChuckyG (The fine Webmaster here) has made corrections and improvements to help avoid that confusion in the interim. He does an excellent job keeping an eye on things here, by the way.
I don't know how I missed this one. I guess I didn't show the proper... respect. Go ahead, make me an offer I can't refuse: My life for my fives.
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