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Song Parodies -> "Folsom Street Fair"

Original Song Title:

"Scarborough Fair"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Folsom Street Fair"

Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

The "Folsom Street Fair" is an annual event in San Francisco... it's kind of a fetish party, things you never knew existed (and didn't want to!). This has been through a few revisions, as you can imagine, to be "cleaned up," so I hope this one makes it through...
Are you goin' to Folsom Street Fair?
Heels, spiked collars, and leather hydes,
If it's your first time, you might get a scare,
Any type of fetish you'll find.

Everyone putting their difference aside,
Straights and gays, transgendered and dykes,
Don their clothes and wear them with pride.
Bond over the weird stuff they like.

Maybe you'll find me a tight leather shirt,
Butt-less pants with chains down the side,
Have some drinks, but do stay alert,
Beware, you'll see a few men's behinds.

Are you going to Folsom Street Fair,
Get some food, see playthings and bikes,
Don't use the port-o-john they provide,
You might find inside its a fright.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Rick D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
funny and accurate.
Johnny D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Tall scary heels and leather for real - I love it !
Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like a Key West Fantasy Fest, on Halloween! Everyone not dressed like Jimmy Buffet's Magaritaville, is dressed as you described. I've seen a few weird costumes at biker events too!
Leah Lockhart - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Rick, Johnny, and Diva! Just wait til I do the gay pride parade! ;-)
Adagio - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny, Leah. Come to think of it, guess they would make an occasion out of it. :D 5's
Leah Lockhart - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio! I'm just tickled that I can still say "butt-less pants!" - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, LeLo. Now parody "Canticle" and get RAD & MAD to sing the two together. I've never been to the FSF but would love to. But -(Diiiva & Wild - you still listening?) I have been to Fantasy Fest two years in a row and looooove it. Surprisingly, they don't throw parties like that in Utah.
Paul Robinson - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Leah, Really good! Glad I looked in on this before heading out. Tomorrow is my (not so) grand exit here. Today was actually fun, I really didn't do squat (the calls are pretty light now) but socialize and reminisce (did I spell that right?? I don't know and it's too late to look it up). I was in a very upbeat frame of mind and I think that made the other folks a lot more comfortable about saying good-bye. Anyway, as far as I know the Company is only firing me, not killing me, so I plan to stop by a couple times before the rest of the group is "Adios'd" and many have requested I keep them up on my various writings, such as they are. And they all can link here to "Amiright" if they want to check out my parodies. Well, NOW I'm outta here for the evening (or morning). Will look at the site a little bit tomorrow but have stuff going on elsewhere so I have to really try and not dawdle. Later.
T-Cat - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
to tell u the truth it sucked
Paul Robinson - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Leah, hmmm...someone stuck you with "1's" here. Well, at least they commented. I thought it was good back at the end of December & still I'll register a new vote here: 5-5-5...

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