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Song Parodies -> "Shop For Men's Wear"

Original Song Title:

"Scarborough Fair"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Shop For Men's Wear"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Are you going to shop for men's wear?
Nieman Marcus, Macy's and Sears
Take the elevator upstairs
'Till the number seven appears.

Be sure to buy an Armani suit
( I know where they are a steal. )
J.C. Penney, Costco and Sears
( I know Bill Clinton has garage sales. )
Then the girls will think you are cute
( Wearing the wrong clothes will make you look gay. - snort- )
When you wear a real man's gear.
( Make sure the zippers don't - snicker - bite, oy vay. )

Be sure to buy shirts made of cambric
( Under the counter Ralph Laurens by bulk )
J.C. Penney's, Target and Sears
( A slight imperfection will get you a bargain. )
A plain gold tie of finest silk
( It don't mean a thing if you wear too much bling. )
Then you'll have a real man's gear.

Be sure you have enough underwear
( Long, long ago your mother said so. )
Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren and Sears
( You never know where you're gonna end up. )
If it fits right it won't bunch together
( If it should show the guys'll give you wedgies. )
When you wear new underwear.

Are you going to shop for men's wear?
Nieman Marcus, Nordstrom and Sears
Take the elevator upstairs
Check the storeroom in the rear.

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AFW - March 31, 2014 - Report this comment
you covered everything, but the Men's Wearhouse...
2Eagle - March 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks. i forgot that one.

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