-> "The Pizza (Herman Cain's theme)"
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"The Pizza (Herman Cain's theme)"
I am just a poor boy
Though my vote is up for grabs
I won't squander my insistence
On a pocket full of spoilers
Such are third part-ies
But Dems and Reps
Increasingly, they seem to be
Not very diff-e-rent, no no no
Herman Cain came from a family
In the segregated South
They had separate water fountains
Separate platforms at the railway station, who knows why?
Then he went,
"I'm not angry at this country"
While he ran for president
For a while, the Tea Party thought that he was heavensent
Asking only workman's wages
I went looking for a job
But I got no offers
Just some jeering from that Herman, saying "Blame yourself"
I do declare, he has a brain, but this man's heart is
Whoa whoa whoa
Now he's laying out his campaign signs
And wishing it could start
'Fore Santorum steals his thunder, thus defeating him, bleeding him
In the kitchen sits a pizza
With a lot of cheese on top
And it carries all the toppings
Of the latest flavor of the month who'll shine until they tire of
All his gimmicks and his gaffes
Then his polls will take a beating and the Democrats will laugh
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