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Song Parodies -> "Pat Robertson"

Original Song Title:

"Ms. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Pat Robertson"

Parody Written by:

spoof-man

The Lyrics

Controversial charismatic Pat Robertson has put his foot in his mouth with yet another post-disaster remark – this time . While hosting “The 700 Club” on the Christian Network last Wednesday,saying the 7.0-magnitude quake that struck Haiti a day earlier was the consequence of the curse that had befallen the country’s people... after its founding fathers made a “pact to the Devil"...and on todays show he called the Super bowl "Are National religious worship when our nation comes together, and every thing hushes, buisness shuts down and 70 million or more are glood to there telovision sets to watch what is called the super bowl"... I belive in Jesus in all but Pat COME ON..WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
"Ms. Robinson" Based on the performance by SIMON & GARFUNKEL
"Pat Robertson" spoof by Steven Ogle


So why did you, Pat Robertson
do the things you had to do (Wo, wo, wo)
The Devil had no part, Pat Pat Robertson

Heaven only knows why you say what you say
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to say the devil didn't start the Hati stuff

We'd like to pray to help you and your staff
Look around you, you are makeing lots of lies
While God is watching you with big ol' eyes!!


So why did you, Pat Pat Robertson
do the things you had to do (Wo, wo, wo)
The Devil had no part, Pat Robinson
Heaven only knows why you say what you say

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

The super Bowl isn't a natinal religon
Put on your glass and see your mistakes
It's just not just a little pronlem, Pat Robertson

God may love you but I don't have to like you


So why did you, Pat Robertson
do the things you had to do (Wo, wo, wo)
The Devil had no part, Pat Robertson
Heaven only knows why you say what you say

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)




So why did you, Pat Robertson...(Song/Music fades and ends)
Sorry for the mis-sperll in Pat's name..hope this solved the problem...Commets are allways welcome!!

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2Eagle - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
He's just full of poo and has a big ego. Coincindentally, my parody today has a reference to Pat Robertson.
Patrick - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
There was a letter from Satan making the rounds of the internet. He wants to inform everyone that when he contracts for a soul, he delivers on his promises of wealth, fame, etc. The price is damnation in the next life, but he does deliver in this world. Haiti was a wreck before the earthquake, always has been. Pat Robertson's insinuation that the Haitian people had made a pact with the Devil was making him look bad.
Phil Nelson - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
well written
Spoof-Man - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
2Egal-Yes Pat does have big ego..but he does belive in our Lord and I don't condem him for that, it's his polotics that's messing him up...BAD!! Patricdk-I don't knbow about a letter frrom the Devil but it dosn't suprise my in the least that the midia is trying to nock him down!! Phil-Thsanks for the nice words...this was fun!!
Old Man Ribber - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Old Pat is back! Sadly, every time he shoots off his mouth, he places fresh ammo in the hands of those who would create an athiest state. Spoof...you are always great. ;D
Spoof-Man - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanx Ribber, Yes..he does places fresh ammo in the hands of those who would create an athiest state, Good thing I'm not athiest !! :)

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