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Song Parodies -> "It Doesn't Smell Like Violets"

Original Song Title:

"The Sound Of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"It Doesn't Smell Like Violets"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Poopie Longstocking
Crap falls out from my rear end
I've got to wipe my ass again
Because the fast food I've been eating
Gave my bowels such a bad beating
And the odor from the turds flushed down the drain
Still remains
It doesn't smell like violets

To Taco Bell I went alone
In no time I'm on the throne
Moths flying 'round the ceiling lamp
The food there always gives me such a cramp
Toilet bowl was filled with the trash that ate that night
I was a sight
And doesn't smell like violets

And in the rest room light I saw
Great stinking pile of my spore
Awful mess in there was reeking
Chocolate brown and it was glistening
The guy sitting in the next stall was not spared
I don't care
If it don't smell like violets

What's in their food I do not know
Always makes me have to go
Hear my words that I might teach you
Don't breathe the gas that might reach you
As my turds down in the toilet fell
And they don't have a smell like violets

And the smell it did not fade
When I flushed the mess I made
And my bowels growled out its warning
Of the the gas that it was forming
And I sprayed out some brown colored droplets that splattered on the rest room walls
And toilet bowl stalls
I wished that it would smell like violets

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Ghetto John - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, i enjoyed this one. For questions or comments email me at..... Face_Down2k5@yahoo.com
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
well paced and clever wordplay....poopin' ya out some 5s
John Barry - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the best feces parodies I've every read.
MrMacphisto - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Craptastic, I must say... 5-5-5
2Eagle - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good use of words, but eewww!
Big MacSlider with Cheese - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoa! It's so juvenile, but man o man is it hilarious! Nothin' like a little old-school fecal humor to tickle the funny bone. Good job, Silly Willie!
Idiot - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This s**t stopped being funny in kindergarten.

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