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Song Parodies -> "Still's Hazy When The Moonshine's Clear"

Original Song Title:

"Still Crazy After All These Years"

Original Performer:

Simom and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Still's Hazy When The Moonshine's Clear"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I drank some corn squeezins
From my still last night
It was so smooth I sampled
Quite a while

But I drank about two litres
And chased each shot with beer
Still's hazy through this moonshine leer
Oh, still's hazy when the moonshine's clear

I'm just a mountain man
Who looks through alky eyes
I'm kinda thin
And leaner every day

'Cause there ain't no corn for eatin'
While squeezin' every ear
Still's hazy when the moonshine's clear

Four in the mornin'
Dog barks, warnin'
Sherriff's headin' my way

I'm in a hurry
I drink up
Then everything fades

Now I sit by my lawyer
And I watch the judge
I hear he'd like to jail me
Here today

But I doubt I'll be convicted
'Cause the jury's drinkin' beer
Oh, still's hazy
Still's hazy
Still's hazy when the moonshine's clear

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spelling checker - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Who is Simom? Did you mean Simon, with an N?
John Barry - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Salud. 5s
alvin rhodes - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderful wordplay in this one...5s
Guy - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This ain't hazy, it's like Everclear.
Dee Range - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
John, Alvin, and Guy, thanks so much
Johnny D - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Almost heaven
West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah Liquor

555 proof
Johnny D - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Dee, great parody ... and ... you've inspired me to write a parody of John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads" which will include my previous comment...thanks!
Dee Range - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, J. D. Can't wait to read your county road parody, I'm sure it will be great.
Johnny D - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Dee, it's been submitted for the next posting.

Its title is "Make Me Stoned, Country Toads".

Thanks again for the inspiration, Dee!
Dee Range - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I just read a Carl Hiassen book with a psychedelic toad in it...it was hilarious. Glad to be and inspiration to such a great writer!

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