Song Parodies -> Still's Hazy When The Moonshine's Clear
| Original Song Title: | "Still Crazy After All These Years" |
| Original Performer: | Simom and Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Still's Hazy When The Moonshine's Clear" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
I drank some corn squeezins
From my still last night
It was so smooth I sampled
Quite a while
But I drank about two litres
And chased each shot with beer
Still's hazy through this moonshine leer
Oh, still's hazy when the moonshine's clear
I'm just a mountain man
Who looks through alky eyes
I'm kinda thin
And leaner every day
'Cause there ain't no corn for eatin'
While squeezin' every ear
Still's hazy when the moonshine's clear
Four in the mornin'
Dog barks, warnin'
Sherriff's headin' my way
I'm in a hurry
I drink up
Then everything fades
Now I sit by my lawyer
And I watch the judge
I hear he'd like to jail me
Here today
But I doubt I'll be convicted
'Cause the jury's drinkin' beer
Oh, still's hazy
Still's hazy
Still's hazy when the moonshine's clear
From my still last night
It was so smooth I sampled
Quite a while
But I drank about two litres
And chased each shot with beer
Still's hazy through this moonshine leer
Oh, still's hazy when the moonshine's clear
I'm just a mountain man
Who looks through alky eyes
I'm kinda thin
And leaner every day
'Cause there ain't no corn for eatin'
While squeezin' every ear
Still's hazy when the moonshine's clear
Four in the mornin'
Dog barks, warnin'
Sherriff's headin' my way
I'm in a hurry
I drink up
Then everything fades
Now I sit by my lawyer
And I watch the judge
I hear he'd like to jail me
Here today
But I doubt I'll be convicted
'Cause the jury's drinkin' beer
Oh, still's hazy
Still's hazy
Still's hazy when the moonshine's clear
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Who is Simom? Did you mean Simon, with an N?
Salud. 5s
wonderful wordplay in this one...5s
This ain't hazy, it's like Everclear.
John, Alvin, and Guy, thanks so much
Almost heaven
West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah Liquor
555 proof
West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah Liquor
555 proof
Dee, great parody ... and ... you've inspired me to write a parody of John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads" which will include my previous comment...thanks!
Thanks, J. D. Can't wait to read your county road parody, I'm sure it will be great.
Dee, it's been submitted for the next posting.
Its title is "Make Me Stoned, Country Toads".
Thanks again for the inspiration, Dee!
Its title is "Make Me Stoned, Country Toads".
Thanks again for the inspiration, Dee!
I just read a Carl Hiassen book with a psychedelic toad in it...it was hilarious. Glad to be and inspiration to such a great writer!
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