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Song Parodies -> "Jess's Song (Croak On Fire)"

Original Song Title:

"Ana's Song (Open Fire)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Silverchair

Parody Song Title:

"Jess's Song (Croak On Fire)"

Parody Written by:

Jess Durham

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Sarah Arkley.
Please die Jessica
For as long as you're here brains are not
You make the stone-ground flour
And tar-filled pails seem softer

And I need your cow somehow
And I'll steal your cow somehow

Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you

Imagined intelligence
In your head the skull is thicker
Sandpaper tears you're unawares

And I need your cow somehow
And I'll steal your cow somehow

Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you

And you're my concession
I'd love to chew your bones
And Jessica wrecks your life
Like a dyslexic life

Croak on fire - I've a real desire to make tea for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire to breed fleas for you
Croak on fire - I've a real desire
Croak on fire - I've a real desire
To breed fleas for you

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