-> "As Long As She Needs Me"
Original Song Title:
"As Long As He Needs Me"
Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey..From B'Way show, 'Oliver'
Parody Song Title:
"As Long As She Needs Me"
The Lyrics
As Long As She Needs Me...
That's how long I will be...
One inch, or twenty three...
...As Long As She Needs Me
She picked me from the crowd
In her eyes, I'm endowed
Enough to make me proud...
...As Long As She Needs Me
Who needs enhancements,
Those emails send..
When love's beginning,
There's just no end...
Don't have enough to hide
Still, I feel huge inside...
I can enhance my pride
...As Long As She Needs Me...
Who needs a package to protrude
Or be a mighty macho dude,
I just believe I'm hunk,
And I
Ain't shrunk...
As Long As She Needs Me...
The size is not the key
In her mind I'll still be...
As Long As She Needs Me
Viagra's not our song
Love brings on firm and strong
Enough to ring her gong...
As Long As She Needs Me
Those who are short changed,
Will understand...
When someone needs you
Love makes it grand..
Let life betray my truss
I shall not make a fuss
'Cause in her heart I'm just,
As Long As She Needs Me
As Long As She Needs Me...
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