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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Get Me Anything But High"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Bring Me Anything But Down"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Get Me Anything But High"

Parody Written by:

Jerry Lee Vursey

The Lyrics

Sheryl sings about ruptured romances too often, but I know she thinks that's her hook. But for a change, I'd love to hear her sing this song with THESE lyrics. She has a sexy voice, but she hardly ever sings to showcase that aspect of her life. Listen to her song on your system, and imagine her singing these words to her song.
The Moon is bright tonight
Id like to hold you in my arms
If I were you tonight,
Beg you to fill me with your charms
I'm up for every pillow-talk that's on your mind

(1st Chorus)
Cause you don't get me anything but high
No you don't get me anything but high
You don't get me anything but off
When you get it on.

You're my romantacy
I pour my heart on every night
I please hypnotically
Cause I can't see you're in so tight
You say wont you come with me, and yes is all I say

( 2nd chorus)
Cause you don't get me anything but high
No you don't get me anything but high
Everything is splashing to the ground

Well Maybe im just your perfect size
Maybe I got all you want inside
And all this talks just killin time

( music interlude )

You with your silky moods,
And your eyes can see right thru
You with your still release
That matches any way you move
It was so dam easy boy, just to fall in love with you

(3rd Chorus)
Now You don't get me anything but high
No You don't get me anything but high
Everything is splashing to the ground
When you get it on
When you get it on

No more playing sheik and slide
No more long exhausting dives
Can't you take it easy on yourself

Now I know you serve hot and strong
You wish 'n hunger for me all night long
Well I got some dishes of my own.

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