[Spoken:]
Is she really going out with him?
Well, there she is. Let's ask her.
Betty, is that Timmies ring you're wearing?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must be great riding with him
Is he picking you up after school today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the re-tard store
He turned around and "Timmied" me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the re-tard in the back)

My folks were always pushing him down (down, down)
They said he came from the wrong side of town
(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of town?)
They told me he was barred
But I knew he's a tard
That's why I fell for (the re-tard in the back)

One day my dad said, "Find someone new"
I had to tell my timmy we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
i stood there as he wheeled by
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the re-tard in the back)

[Spoken:]
He sort of smiled and drooled me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he rolled away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!("Timmy!")

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the re-tard in the stack)

the re-tard in the stack - now he's gone
the re-tard in the stack - now he's gone
the re-tard in the stack - now he's gone
the re-tard in the back - now he's gone
[Fade]