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Song Parodies -> "(Itsy Bitsy Tiny Weenie) Hell-On-Earth In A Bikini"

Original Song Title:

"(Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie) Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Sha Na Na

Parody Song Title:

"(Itsy Bitsy Tiny Weenie) Hell-On-Earth In A Bikini"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

We hope everyone remembers this one :-)
(Itsy Bitsy Tiny Weenie) Hell-On-Earth In A Bikini


Bop bop bop bop bo-po-po-po-popopopop

She was a slut strutting out of the cat-house
She was as ugly as ever could be
She was a queen with a newly changed body
She had a new plumbing pipe way to pee

Two - three -four- tell us 'bout this crazy whore!

(chorus)
He had an itchy bitchy tiny weenie hell-on-earth in a bikini!
And he swore for the first time today!
An itchy bitchy tiny weenie hell-on-earth in a bikini
And in the shower he wanted to play

Two- three- four- stick around we'll tell you more


Bop bop bop bop bo-po-po-po-popopopop

He was afraid to come out with his secret (badadup)
And so a corsette around him he wore (badadup)
He was afraid to admit in the open (badadup)
'Cuz now he had a new sex in his drawers!

Two- three- four- tell us more of faggot lore!

(chorus)
He had an itchy bitchy tiny weenie hell-on-earth in a bikini
And he swore for the first time today!
An itchy bitchy tiny weenie hell-on-earth in a bikini
And in the shower he wanted to play

Two- three- four- wonder what he's got in store?


Bop bop bop bop bo-po-po-po-popopopop

Now he's afraid to get out of the shower (badadup)
'Cuz he wonders what they're gonna do (badadup)
And he's lost his most precious posessions (badadup)
Yes his fam-i-ly jewels were turned "Sue"

Two- three- four- Did he get a pus(sy) sore?


(chorus)
He had an itchy bitchy tiny weenie hell-on-earth in a bikini
And he swore for the first time today! (yeah Right!)
An itchy bitchy tiny weenie hell-on-earth in a bikini
And in the shower he wanted to play


From the weenie to the corsette
From the corsette to the whore
From the whore to the beaches
Guess he's just a she-male bore!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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royce miller - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
woah--I like this one
Claude Prez - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
2, 3, 4, Now he looks like Tipper Gore (Sorry, just had to get that out) Great stuff!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx for all your votes on this one, it was a fun one to do...:-)
Guy - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Much imagination in this one. Well thought out and funny.
Smurf and Mr Horse - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx for your comment Guy.
Phil Alexander - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Have you listened to "Super-mega-fugley" by Kevin Bloody Wilson, by any chance? :-)
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Nope sorry man...musta missed that one but we'll look into it. Thanks Phil
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Looked for the parody you referred to but noting there. How old wasthis? Or is this something other than a parody??
Phil Alexander - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
No, it's not a parody - it's an original (if you're writing stuff like this, you'll probably enjoy Kevin Bloody Wilson - though if you're going to buy anything, make sure it's one of his first albums which are much better)
who cares what my name is - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
very cool
Johnny D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Wonderfully silly, unabashedly raunchy, and hilariously funny - sounds like a formula for success!
Wild Man - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats you two, This is a winner!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for all your votes and comments.
Call Me "PC" if You Want - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
It's the same old story of poking fun at minorities being funny--unless you happen to be a member of that minority. So go ahead, tell me to get a life or whatever, but... I personally had the unusual opportunity to hear a first-hand story from a transexual friend of a friend... and it was a heart-rending story, such that I'll never make fun of transexuals again, nor consider stuff like this to be funny. Call me goofy if you want, but I'd rather err on the side of making life easier for others, not harder. And by the way, the author mixes apples and oranges with his "faggot" putdown; transexuality and homosexuality are not the same thing. I just happened on this site... am not a regular reader. So I won't see your rebuttals; but don't worry, I feel them in advance!
Smurf - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry but no rebuttals here. You miss the whole point of this site. "Making fun of music. One song at a time... " You're entitled to your opinion though.
Trent Clatt - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I really liked this parody guys, and dont worry about pinheads like "Call me" they just cant see it for what it is.....A great Parody. 5's
Rick D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Smurf. Now I know my limits. I think I can hold myself under this canopy. (holy cow!)
Wikkid - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Simply awesome
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You must have acquired a taste for the side of your mouth with all your tongue-in- cheek humour! Soon you'll have worn a hole right through like me! The title of your parody doesn't have 'bitchy' in the title, however. 4-5-4

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