Fighting Correspondent, from the sky,
He was there, when others died.
A man who means, just what he says (or else),
The brave man, in the Fox News Fez.

Silver Mont Blanc, in his fist,
There's no foe, he won't resist.
He's been in combat, or so he says,
The brave man, in the Fox News Fez.

A dime store warrior, a drug store dude,
Made a career, of being rude.
He's fair and balanced, or so he says,
The brave man, in the Fox News Fez.

His combat record, second to none,
But when danger came, he was free to run.
He's a combat veteran, so you beware,
He was close enough, to say he was there.

If you've got one, of O'Reilly's guys,
Bill will be there, in his disguise.
You'd better know, this will come to pass,
He'll take his pen, and shoot your ass.

Fighting correspondent, from the sky,
He was there, when others died.
A man who means, just what he says (or else),
The brave man, in the Fox News Fez.