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Song Parodies -> "(If You're Going To) Stan's Clan's Disco"

Original Song Title:

"(If You're Going To) San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Scott McKenzie

Parody Song Title:

"(If You're Going To) Stan's Clan's Disco"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"(If You're Going To) Stan's Clan's Disco"

If you’re goin’ to Stan’s clan’s disco
Be sure you’re hairy, downy ev’rywhere
If you’re goin’ to Stan’s clan’s disco
You’re gonna find some hirsute people there.

Pilose folks come to Stan’s clan’s disco,
Some ursine, who will discover bear-
Dancing feats at Stan’s clan’s disco
Then’ll gleefully bop for hours there.

This crowd’s proclamation is “No Depilation!”
They’re Morlocks in motion;
They’re Yeti-relations, Sasquatch aberrations
They call that Nair lotion
The Devil’s own potion.

Esau clones come to Stan’s disco.
Tonsured hair is not allowed in there.
If you come to Stan’s clan’s disco,
Come in time to be loved for your hair.

© Stan Hall This one's fur all us bearded guys :-)

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John Barry - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
You wax poetic.
alvin - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
sounds like a fun place....delightfully goofy parody
2Eagle - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Un - bear - ably funny.
AFW - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Would make a great theme for the movie, "When Hairy Met Sally"
Phil Alexander - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
:-) I kind of misread the title... I was half expecting a "Klan" with a "K". That might have mileage, too (if you fancy repeating yourself). I can relate to the hairiness, having done a few on the subject myself.
Stan - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Grazie a tutti. Phil, AAMOF, I initially considered using "Klan," but ultimately elected not to even jokingly self-mention in connection with those nutballs. Thought, too, about giving the disco to "Stan's fans, but suffered an attack of modesty. A next shot at this OS might focus on (Martin) "Yan's pan Crisco" (tho' I doubt he's ever used the stuff. :-)
Phil Alexander - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Tell me, Stan.. do you by any chance use the largest supplier of managed ethernet switches to run your network?


..just in case you were going to write one about Stan's LAN Cisco ;-)
Stan - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Phil ... not anymore, but I used only Cisco in my last business venture (Stan's Canned Piss Co.) until it failed to wrest a reasonable market share from the _real_ Bud Lite. :-)
littleCiscoCake - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Stan, this does indeed sound like the ~disco Nite Life~ of the '80's in San ManFrisco!! Defintely NOT a Smooth-talking Cowboy!

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