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Song Parodies -> "Grand Man-Titsoes"
Original Song Title:
"San Francisco"
Original Performer:
Scott McKenzie
Parody Song Title:
"Grand Man-Titsoes"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
( instrumental intro )
If you're growing
Two grand man-titsoes
Be sure to wear
Some powerful bra-ware
If you're growing
Two grand man-titsoes
You're gonna see
Some gentle people stare
For schmoes who sprung
Two grand man-titsoes
Summertime
Will be a sunnin' scare
In the teats
Of grand man-titsoes
Gentle seep'll
With sourness drip there
Sprawling oscillations
Such a strange formation
Seep'll drip oceans!
Golden bozo libation
Wicked new-tit lactation
Seep'll drip oceans!
Seep'll drip oceans!
For schmoes who sprung
Two grand man-titsoes
Be sure to wear
Some powerful bra-ware
If you sprung
Two grand man-titsoes
Summertime
Will be your sunnin' scare
( instrumental riff )
If you sprung
Two grand man-titsoes
Bummer time!
Swill liters drawn from Cher!
( instrumental fade )
If you're growing
Two grand man-titsoes
Be sure to wear
Some powerful bra-ware
If you're growing
Two grand man-titsoes
You're gonna see
Some gentle people stare
For schmoes who sprung
Two grand man-titsoes
Summertime
Will be a sunnin' scare
In the teats
Of grand man-titsoes
Gentle seep'll
With sourness drip there
Sprawling oscillations
Such a strange formation
Seep'll drip oceans!
Golden bozo libation
Wicked new-tit lactation
Seep'll drip oceans!
Seep'll drip oceans!
For schmoes who sprung
Two grand man-titsoes
Be sure to wear
Some powerful bra-ware
If you sprung
Two grand man-titsoes
Summertime
Will be your sunnin' scare
( instrumental riff )
If you sprung
Two grand man-titsoes
Bummer time!
Swill liters drawn from Cher!
( instrumental fade )
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Vivid...um, imagery, JD. And that is an art form unto itself!
A marvelous mock of misplaced mammaries with many imaginative metaphors..firm fives
Been watching the movie "Fight Club" lately? :-)
You're a Kleinfelter, err I meant a fine fellow there, Johnny D. I wonder(bra) if this is the first parody about man-boobs here. :-D
Thanks Cat, AFW, Peter, and Red Ant!
Funny 5's
555 titty twisters for you
Thank you Lionel, and thank you Lionel!
(SOTM) The first-ever parody about man-boobies...? And a smart, clever one, too. I cannot pick out one great line that stands out among the others. Excellent job! 555
(SOTM) 555 tix to La Leche Club's convention in Dollywood.
There's just far too many man boobs in the world... far too many... ::shudders::
(SOTM) See above!
Tempted to say that I felt a right tit reading this...
...but better not: people might misunderstand ;-)
Incidentally, Chris, there has been another parody along these sort of lines, but to say that kind of gives the punchline away - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional802.shtml
...but better not: people might misunderstand ;-)
Incidentally, Chris, there has been another parody along these sort of lines, but to say that kind of gives the punchline away - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional802.shtml
(SOTM) See above, and it's a pleasure to revisit this one, Johnny D.
(SOTM) LMAO! Wacky and tacky, JD. 555
(SOTM) after reading this i clearly remember the last time witnessing grand man-titsoes. thanks for the mammaries
The Man-Can... la-da-da-da.... da-da-da-da... da-da da da da da!!!
(SOTM) Man-boobs...not a topic I would choose, but you pulled it off spectacularly.
(SOTM) So many good lines it's hard to keep abreast of them all.
SOTM-Good
SOTM - Odd. That's all I can say.
SOTM...although I got some visuals that I NEVER hope to have...I have to admit that this is hilarious, Johnny! Great job!
(SOTM) can't believe I missed this one - title sub and subs for the first 4 lines were absolutely hilarious, and this was my favourite song when I was a teenager - just pure JD twisted looniness here - 555
Belated thanks to Chris Bodily TM, Agrimorfee, MysteryGoat, Philbo, Rick C, Confission, Matthias, bobpiecheese, Rex, Max Power, wannabemustangjockey, Arwen, and Stuart!
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