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Song Parodies -> "Grand Man-Titsoes"

Original Song Title:

"San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Scott McKenzie

Parody Song Title:

"Grand Man-Titsoes"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( instrumental intro )

If you're growing
Two grand man-titsoes

Be sure to wear
Some powerful bra-ware

If you're growing
Two grand man-titsoes

You're gonna see
Some gentle people stare

For schmoes who sprung
Two grand man-titsoes

Summertime
Will be a sunnin' scare

In the teats
Of grand man-titsoes

Gentle seep'll
With sourness drip there

Sprawling oscillations
Such a strange formation

Seep'll drip oceans!

Golden bozo libation
Wicked new-tit lactation

Seep'll drip oceans!
Seep'll drip oceans!

For schmoes who sprung
Two grand man-titsoes

Be sure to wear
Some powerful bra-ware

If you sprung
Two grand man-titsoes

Summertime
Will be your sunnin' scare

( instrumental riff )

If you sprung
Two grand man-titsoes

Bummer time!
Swill liters drawn from Cher!

( instrumental fade )

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Cat - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Vivid...um, imagery, JD. And that is an art form unto itself!
AFW - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
A marvelous mock of misplaced mammaries with many imaginative metaphors..firm fives
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Been watching the movie "Fight Club" lately? :-)
Red Ant - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You're a Kleinfelter, err I meant a fine fellow there, Johnny D. I wonder(bra) if this is the first parody about man-boobs here. :-D
Johnny D - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Cat, AFW, Peter, and Red Ant!
LIonel Mertens - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny 5's
Lionel Mertens - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
555 titty twisters for you
Johnny D - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Lionel, and thank you Lionel!
Chris Bodily TM - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The first-ever parody about man-boobies...? And a smart, clever one, too. I cannot pick out one great line that stands out among the others. Excellent job! 555
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 555 tix to La Leche Club's convention in Dollywood.
MysteryGoat - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
There's just far too many man boobs in the world... far too many... ::shudders::
Cat - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Phil Alexander - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Tempted to say that I felt a right tit reading this...

...but better not: people might misunderstand ;-)
Incidentally, Chris, there has been another parody along these sort of lines, but to say that kind of gives the punchline away - http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional802.shtml
Red Ant - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, and it's a pleasure to revisit this one, Johnny D.
Rick C - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LMAO! Wacky and tacky, JD. 555
Confission - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) after reading this i clearly remember the last time witnessing grand man-titsoes. thanks for the mammaries
Matthias - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
The Man-Can... la-da-da-da.... da-da-da-da... da-da da da da da!!!
bobpiecheese - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Man-boobs...not a topic I would choose, but you pulled it off spectacularly.
Rex - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) So many good lines it's hard to keep abreast of them all.
Max Power - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Good
wannabemustangjockey - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Odd. That's all I can say.
Arwen - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...although I got some visuals that I NEVER hope to have...I have to admit that this is hilarious, Johnny! Great job!
Stuart McArthur - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) can't believe I missed this one - title sub and subs for the first 4 lines were absolutely hilarious, and this was my favourite song when I was a teenager - just pure JD twisted looniness here - 555
Johnny D - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Belated thanks to Chris Bodily TM, Agrimorfee, MysteryGoat, Philbo, Rick C, Confission, Matthias, bobpiecheese, Rex, Max Power, wannabemustangjockey, Arwen, and Stuart!

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