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Song Parodies -> "PAM™ and Crisco™ (Please Be Aware Your Heart'll Need Repair)"

Original Song Title:

"San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair)"

Original Performer:

Scott McKenzie

Parody Song Title:

"PAM™ and Crisco™ (Please Be Aware Your Heart'll Need Repair)"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
Please be aware
Your heart'll need repair

If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
You're gonna find
Your arteries ain't bare

For those who cook
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there

If you eat
That PAM and Crisco
Gentle people, your heart'll need repair

All across the nation
Doctors' new sensation

Angioplasty

There's a new medication
Plaque-removal salvation

Angioplasty
Angioplasty

For those who cook
With PAM and Crisco
Please be aware
Your heart'll need repair

If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there

(brief instrumental)

If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there

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Leah Lockhart - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh. Nice job. Beware of trans-fat!
John Jenkins - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Very clever parody. Not following your recommendation could lead to a Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Rick D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I like the little trademark emblems
Johnny D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks LL, JJ, and RD.
Billy Florio - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHA...great
Rice Cube - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehehe...it rhymes :-)
Meriadoc - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I love your originality! :-D
Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Billy, Rice Cube, and Meriadoc!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I take it PAM and Crisco are American brand names for cooking or stir fry oil? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong or enlighten me further if I'm just near.

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