Song Parodies -> PAM™ and Crisco™ (Please Be Aware Your Heart'll Need Repair)
| Original Song Title: | "San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair)" |
| Original Performer: | Scott McKenzie |
| Parody Song Title: | "PAM™ and Crisco™ (Please Be Aware Your Heart'll Need Repair)" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
Please be aware
Your heart'll need repair
If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
You're gonna find
Your arteries ain't bare
For those who cook
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there
If you eat
That PAM and Crisco
Gentle people, your heart'll need repair
All across the nation
Doctors' new sensation
Angioplasty
There's a new medication
Plaque-removal salvation
Angioplasty
Angioplasty
For those who cook
With PAM and Crisco
Please be aware
Your heart'll need repair
If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there
(brief instrumental)
If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there
With PAM and Crisco
Please be aware
Your heart'll need repair
If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
You're gonna find
Your arteries ain't bare
For those who cook
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there
If you eat
That PAM and Crisco
Gentle people, your heart'll need repair
All across the nation
Doctors' new sensation
Angioplasty
There's a new medication
Plaque-removal salvation
Angioplasty
Angioplasty
For those who cook
With PAM and Crisco
Please be aware
Your heart'll need repair
If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there
(brief instrumental)
If you're cooking
With PAM and Crisco
Gum and slime
Will be a plug in there
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Heh heh heh. Nice job. Beware of trans-fat!
Very clever parody. Not following your recommendation could lead to a Total Eclipse of the Heart.
I like the little trademark emblems
Thanks LL, JJ, and RD.
HAHA...great
Hehehehe...it rhymes :-)
I love your originality! :-D
Thanks Billy, Rice Cube, and Meriadoc!
I take it PAM and Crisco are American brand names for cooking or stir fry oil? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong or enlighten me further if I'm just near.
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