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Song Parodies -> "Black Magic Marker"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

Original Performer:

Santana / Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Black Magic Marker"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Syllabically intense song with solos from a tire pump, handfarts and a '64 SG.
Got a black magic marker
Now my handwriting’s darker.
Well I can label my shirts
All my wife’s skirts and my skis.
But it’s a black magic marker
and it’s tryin’ to make a mess all over me.
 
Got a black plastic tire pump,
Take my coffee black with one lump.
Yes you can see by my trend
It’s black till the end of this song.
Don’t turn your back on me baby
till you wear that new black K-Mart little thong.
 
Tire Pump Solo
 
Got a black set of headphones,
Made from charcoal and dead bones.
They help me record on my 4-track board reel to reel,
But with that black magic marker put
my name on it so you can never steal.
 
 Got a black magic marker
Now my handwriting’s darker.
Well I can label my shirts
All my wife’s skirts and my skis.
But it’s a black magic marker
and it’s tryin’ to make a mess all over me.

Tire pump, handfarts and guitar solo to end.
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Timmy1000 - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark this one a 555
TJC - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever n' cogent... the writing's on the wall "FIVES"
Mark Scotti - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Gotta five, five, five rating!!! Kudos for giving a marker life for an entire song!!!
Jim Rotondo - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
My goodness, thanks so very much. It's an honor to be a part of your Community of Parodists.
Claude Prez - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, the world needs more handfarts, dammit. Good job.
Ann Hammond - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment
he he what is it with black markers. My Black Sharpy Marker was trying to leak all over me.

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